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7 Chess Book Reviews

Posted on April 6, 2008 By The Mascot 16 Comments on 7 Chess Book Reviews
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With apologies, to Blue Devil Knight, sorta.

The rockin’ background music was supposed to be louder. Oh, well.

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16 thoughts on “7 Chess Book Reviews”

  1. Blue Devil Knight says:
    April 6, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Holy shit, tears are streaming down my face. Tears of rage, mixed with laughter and humiliation.

    You nailed me, utterly nailed me. Awesome.

    I linked it in a new post at my blog.

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  2. Blue Devil Knight says:
    April 6, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    PS I hope Kansas loses. Then I will be King of your bracket!

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  3. David K, Seattle says:
    April 6, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    you nailed it. that’s what its like. positively brilliant!

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  4. Blue Devil Knight says:
    April 6, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    How did I know DK would have an early response like that 🙂

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  5. chessaholic says:
    April 6, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    hahaha this made me laugh out loud… so funny 🙂

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  6. Blunderprone says:
    April 6, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    I liked how the Mascot struggles with pronouncing names like Yasser Sierawan …. just like us mortals.

    Oh.. and the leg shot of Pulgar… I have to go pull that book from my shelf to investigate. Thanks for enhancing the perversion factor of chess study.

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  7. Allen says:
    April 6, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    lol… the black gloves

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  8. Edwin says:
    April 6, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    Friggin’ hillarious! I give it an F, i give it an F…

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  9. BlueDevil says:
    April 7, 2008 at 3:47 am

    I give this video an F.

    You can’t handle the truth!

    I have laughted many times when reading blogs. This by far takes the cake, by far.

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  10. Donnie says:
    April 7, 2008 at 9:06 am

    Well, Mascot, usually I have little appreciation for your antics. This time, though, I’m really impressed. Even though it was at BDK’s expense.

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  11. Wahrheit says:
    April 7, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    BDK’s series is superb, and Mascot, you’ve done something thats’ very rare in the cinema–made a tribute that’s also a good-natured spoof. Kind of like Airplane or something. Or maybe Kill Bill.

    Well, no. This is better than that Hollywood trash! A work of genius for the ages that will continue to be viewed and enjoyed as long as Man and Egg coexist on this little blue marble we call Earth…

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  12. Polly says:
    April 7, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    Brilliant!! 🙂 Thanks for a good laugh.

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  13. Blue Devil Knight says:
    April 8, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    I can’t believe Memphis’ coach didn’t have them foul that guy when they were up by 3. Idiot. Congrats to the winner of the bracket.

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  14. The Mascot says:
    April 8, 2008 at 11:51 pm

    @BDK: Of course, you appreciate my wit, culture, and humor…

    @David K: Yep, I nailed it!

    @chessaholic: That good, huh? I should start charging for this stuff, yes?

    @Blunderprone: I have a few more Polgar leg shots somewhere on my hard drive…gotta post ’em later…

    @Allen: What gloves? [OOC: They were socks, not gloves.]

    @Edwin: Well, I did give that one book a C…

    @BDK2: Har, har, har. Yes, of course, you are joking that the video is an F, right? (I’ve been told I need to learn how to take a joke.)

    @Donnie: NOW can I get that raise?

    @Wahrheit: Coexist? Not yet, my friend. The UK by itself still eats 10 BILLION eggs per year. One step at a time, one step at a time….

    But you’re right, this is better than whatever’s in the theatre right now.

    @Polly: I was going to dedicate it to you, but Annie would have gotten jealous.

    @BDK: Plus Memphis couldn’t hit free throws. Don’t be too bitter.

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  15. Blue Devil Knight says:
    April 12, 2008 at 3:09 am

    Of course this goes in the coveted A+ pile! Thanks, mascot, for appearing in the final video. It will be up this coming Thursday.

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  16. The Mascot says:
    April 12, 2008 at 11:46 am

    No problem, bub. It’s the least I could do after you set me up on that date with that cute tater tot. It didn’t work out, but it’s the thought that counts.

    Reply

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