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A proper and justified coronation

Posted on September 29, 2008 By Liquid Egg Product 19 Comments on A proper and justified coronation
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Finally, and only three weeks late. The celebration video honoring Ivan’s victory in the Second Tournament of Lepers! I had promised a “proper and justified coronation” for Ivan a few weeks back, and decided to let the Mascot handle the details. (In retrospect, this was a mistake.)

Ivan won a $25 USCF e-certificate for his efforts. Polly got $10 for second place.

Info on the third tournament coming soon.

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19 thoughts on “A proper and justified coronation”

  1. Sworn Enemy :) says:
    September 29, 2008 at 2:29 am

    Dude, that video is SWEET. HAHAHAHAH. Was that Ivan’s real voice? You put my video-editing abilities to shame, my friend (I mean, enemy). What software did you use to put this together? HAHAHAHHAHAHA.

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  2. Q says:
    September 29, 2008 at 8:12 am

    LOL! Great video!

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  3. annie says:
    September 29, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    Mascot kinda sounds like Batman. hmmm 13ruce, are you moonlighting? 🙂

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  4. l3rucewayne says:
    September 30, 2008 at 12:18 am

    My voice is even more gravely and intimidating to criminals and than his. Just rewatch one of my last two films and you will see. GREAT video!! IVI (I’m Very Impressed, you just wait and see, it will be the next LOL). On an off-topic note, I was thinking during one of those times when people think of such things, if the mascot ever had kids he could name one of the males “Eggward” or “Eggwardo” (Or is it Egguardo) and one of the girls “Shelley” or has shelley already been taken by another meh?(mutant egg etc.) I can’t remember.

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  5. Donnie says:
    September 30, 2008 at 10:05 am

    @Caro: Actually, you probably have better video splicing skillz. This production was actually very crudely done. It used Windows’ (free, crappy) Movie Maker, putting together a bunch of Photoshopped images.

    What I really want to do start using Flash more, and maybe throw in a Poser video one of these days to look really impressive.

    “Ivan” was actually me, using Audacity to manipulate the voice. No clue what he really sounds like.

    @Q: Thanks.

    @Annie: Interesting, most people say the Mascot sounds like a gravelly, deeper me (which, frankly, is hard to understand).

    @l3rucewayne: You know, I haven’t gotten around to seeing your last movie…heard it was good though.

    Re: the Mascot having kids. As far as I know, he had a vasectomy, being much more interested in the sex part than the kids part.

    LOL on the names, though; I’m sure he’ll keep them in mind if he does have little ones.

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  6. Polly says:
    September 30, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    I was pleasantly surprised by the $10 gift certificate. Thanks! I’m looking forward to LEPers III

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  7. Ivan says:
    September 30, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    Donnie,

    That was a great coronation – Thanks.

    Thanks again for the gift certificate.

    Hey you know what I sound like, I talked to you after the game. Maybe I was talking to the mascot.

    Ivan

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  8. Blunderprone says:
    September 30, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    WOW 2-fun-E

    Puts Blunder-productions to shame.

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  9. Sworn Enemy :) says:
    October 1, 2008 at 11:59 am

    I tried to learn Flash myself – here were the disastrous results:
    http://www.ihatepink.com/2007/02/01/Experimenting+With+Flash.aspx

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  10. likesforests says:
    October 1, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    Wonderful! I didn’t know there were huge cash prizes for winning the Leppers tournament. Baby needs a new pair of shoes–hopefully there will be a third tourney and room for one more. 😉

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  11. Blue Devil Knight says:
    October 1, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    Awesome. Egg is lucky he didn’t get stolen and eaten up while in BK. That dude’s got nards of steel!

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  12. Chessaholic says:
    October 1, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Damn, third place didn’t get me anything? How about a hug from the Mascot?

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  13. Mr. E says:
    October 1, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    Dude, Mascot, you know I love you like a brother. So know that I’m saying this completely in a spirit of love.

    Don’t ask for a Happy Meal at Burger King next time (that’s for McDonald’s). It makes you look stupid.

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  14. Donnie says:
    October 2, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    @Polly: Don’t spend it in one place.

    @Ivan: Yes, I remember talking! Except, well, it was just once and I don’t have a real good memory.

    @Blunderprone: The Blunderprone Productions videos sound sophisticated enough to be on PBS. The LEP videos are crappy animations done in Photoshop with fake voices.

    I don’t think it’s BPP being put to shame there.

    @Sworn Enemy: LOL I remember that! You never got around to adding the blood…

    @likesforests: So next time, use actual money instead of USCF certificates? But that would boost the costs because I’ll have to buy stamps…

    @BDK: Well, it’s his massive biceps, of course. (Plus it’s fast food; I’m not even sure they cook using real eggs.)

    @Chessaholic: Message from the Mascot–“Sorry, I’m not like that.”

    @Mr. E: Aat least Raj Fahneen won’t have anything to pin on him.

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  15. Allen says:
    October 2, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Donnie,

    Damn! Just saw the video. You should have asked me for coronation music. Given the Mascot’s style… this song from Invader Zim would have been perfect!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESW9uwFkUew

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  16. Donnie says:
    October 5, 2008 at 10:18 pm

    @Allen: Doh! Yes, some sort of music would have been a nice touch.

    Rufus’ Welcoming Ceremony would have been awesome as well. When we played FF7 in college, everyone in the apartment hated it.

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  17. Allen says:
    October 6, 2008 at 11:21 am

    Rufus’ Welcoming Ceremony isn’t pathetic sounding though. The Kitty Rally has a weak and sad sound and more appropriate given the amount of planning Mascot gave it.

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  18. Donnie says:
    October 6, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    OK, that makes sense. Maybe we’ll use it a few videos down the line 😀

    This video just looks like it took no planning. We actually threw out 3 other ideas because they were either lame(r) or would take too much work.

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  19. Allen says:
    October 7, 2008 at 11:39 am

    Equally pathetic would be a kazoo band.

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