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Posted on May 26, 2011 By Liquid Egg Product 21 Comments on Bad pun day
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In short, I am alive, but very busy and tired. Even on weekends. Will respond to your witty and enlightening comments later.

Feel free to submit your bad puns in the comments! Here’s mine: I don’t get along with Moroccans. We just don’t see fez to fez.

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21 thoughts on “Bad pun day”

  1. Q says:
    May 26, 2011 at 8:22 am

    A group of friars plan on raising money by selling flowers. The florists did not like this because it will undercut their business. They sent the town bully named Hugh to stop the friars. It just shows that Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars 🙂

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    1. Katrushka says:
      May 30, 2011 at 8:44 pm

      That is one of my favorite bad puns, by the way.

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  2. Derek Slater says:
    May 26, 2011 at 9:22 am

    We’re spozed to be witty and enlightening?

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    1. Q says:
      May 27, 2011 at 10:13 am

      Me think we smart 🙂

      Reply
  3. Katrushka says:
    May 26, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    The mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes was also an accomplished equestrian. However, he was known for going through grooms very quickly, due to being hard to please. He interviewed one young man for the position and liked him well enough, so he hired the young man. On the new groom’s very first day of employment, he helped Descartes dress first, and then got his horse readied and out of the stable for Descartes to ride.

    After Descartes came back from his ride, he handed the reins to the new groom and said, “Curry the horse. By the way, you’re fired.” He then stalked off.

    The new groom was puzzled and hurt to be fired on his first day. “What did I do wrong?” he asked the butler, who was standing nearby. The butler sighed.
    “It was the order in which you did everything. You’re not supposed to put Descartes before the horse.”

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    1. Derek Slater says:
      May 26, 2011 at 9:00 pm

      TL;DR

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      1. Katrushka says:
        May 26, 2011 at 11:46 pm

        Jerk 🙁

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    2. Q says:
      May 27, 2011 at 10:12 am

      GROAN! 🙂 Some ignorant people would think that Descarted was pronouned dez-car-teez. That’s what i thought when i took philosophy 101.

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      1. Katrushka says:
        May 27, 2011 at 6:40 pm

        Ah, I’ve only ever heard it mispronounced as “Dess-carts.”

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  4. Takchess says:
    May 27, 2011 at 6:19 am

    Recently, a Mexican fireman had twin boys,

    He decided to name them Hose A and Hose B.

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  5. Robert says:
    May 27, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    What do you call a Japanese man who is high on LSD?

    A UFO–Unidentified Frying Object.

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    1. Katrushka says:
      May 27, 2011 at 6:40 pm

      Confucius say man who walk sideways in Thailand airport Bangkok?

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      1. annie says:
        May 27, 2011 at 11:28 pm

        that’s almost as bad as the chinese couple who named their kid by throwing silverware on the floor…

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        1. Katrushka says:
          May 28, 2011 at 11:46 am

          You know, I honestly don’t think I’ve ever heard that joke. Or if I have, I’ve forgotten it.

          Another bad pun story:

          Mahatma Gandhi always walked barefoot and ultimately the soles of his feet became thick and very hard. He also was, of course, known to be a man of deep spiritual conviction. He undertook hunger strikes as a political protest and at times was both thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his weird diet, he suffered from bad breath. VERY bad breath.

          In fact, in time he came to be known as “a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.”

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        2. Katrushka says:
          May 28, 2011 at 11:54 am

          Oh, and meant to add: It was not my intention to be offensive, my bad 🙁

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          1. annie says:
            May 28, 2011 at 11:13 pm

            … I do believe that is the best bad pun I have ever heard. Sincerely, it is. and I thought the entire purpose of this thread was to offend in the name of entertainment. wasn’t there a series on quaddafi fried chicken a little while ago? thinned skinners need not apply to be a LEPer!

          2. Q says:
            May 29, 2011 at 9:16 am

            I’m Indian and i’m deeply offended…oh who am i kidding. I’m trying to make a witty response with an epic fail 🙂

          3. Katrushka says:
            May 31, 2011 at 8:01 pm

            If you were Indian and offended, would that make you an offindian? Haha, tip your waitress, I’ll be here all week!

  6. Donnie says:
    May 30, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    You people are completely awesome. And I mean that in the most sincerest sense.

    Granted, Katrushka’s slightly more awesome than the rest of you for obvious reasons. Nothing personal 😀

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    1. Katrushka says:
      May 31, 2011 at 8:00 pm

      It’s because I posted the most bad puns.

      Reply
      1. annie says:
        May 31, 2011 at 11:15 pm

        no, it’s because you have the best shoes.

        Reply

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