Here’s a pro tip: If you rob a bank, don’t brag about it on Facebook.
A couple tellers enlisted the help of a boyfriend and brother to “rob” the bank while they were the only tellers working.
A few days later, the conspirators were posting statuses like “”IM RICH BITCH”, “WIPE MY TEETH WITH HUNDEREDS …” and “U HAVE TO PAST THE LINE SOMETIMES!! TO GET DIS MONEY!!”
It looks like someone was able to put two and two together. It was the all-caps that really gave it away.
Source: Heist suspect’s post: ‘IM RICH’
HA HA! I CAN BUY LEP NOW CAUSE I’M SHAVING MY CHEST HAIR WITH BEN FRANKLIN! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS DOUGH, YOU GOTTA BE A PAWN ON MY NEW CHESS BOARD IN MY GARDEN!
I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile. +1
Yeah, this is going in the quotation rotation!
maybe now they can afford to buy a spellcheck.
And pay someone to create a decent grammar check.
YAY! I got into the quotoation rotation! Love the Street Fighter theme.
Thanks! It’s kind of nifty. I always liked the guy dressed in yellow doing a sort of “raise the roof” with one hand.