This could get me into trouble, but you guys deserve the truth.
I’ve been a professional hockey player in the NHL for a long time. Due to discrimination, I’ve been forced to wear a human disguise because the league thinks people aren’t ready to accept an eggish player yet.
The photo below is the engraving made on the Stanley Cup after I helped the Maple Leafs win a title in 1945:
By the way, if you noticed “ass man” by F.J. Selke’s entry, that was not his nickname, it was how “assistant manager” was abbreviated.