I can’t start this for another month or two, but I’m envisioning an actual Black Eggs Can’t Mate Flash movie, maybe 10 to 15 minutes long.
Would you be interested in a voice acting role? Let me know! Actual acting ability is completely optional.
Unfortunately, I don’t know any GM’s or IM’s to cast as the Russian grandmasters; that would be AWESOME. It would lend some credibility to the project (sort of). But it’s not like Hikaru Nakamura stops by LEP all the time or anything and would volunteer (and it’s not like he can do a convincing Russian accent anyway).
Too bad women are “weakies” who can’t play chess.
Hmmm. I’d volunteer but it’s hard to coordinate thinks from Australia. Would you cast me for Mr. E? 😛
if I ever become famous this will come back to bite me, but ok fine.
I volunteer, and unlike Annie I won’t be embarrassed about this when I’m rich and famous, in fact this is probably my best bet to become rich and famous…as sad as that might sound.
@Katrushka: Haha. Don’t worry, there will be as many female roles as needed.
@Q: Of course! As long as you can do a deep, sexy voice.
@Annie: See, Wang had it right…you will become famous BECAUSE of this.
@Wang: Don’t worry. It DOES sound absolutely sad!
OK, well, in a month or so when I can actually do this, I’ll be getting a script together. Or something.
By famous, do you mean in a William Hung kind of way?
Oh you know i can do a deep sexy voice 😛 Also when i saw the title i thought it meant that black eggs can’t…procreate 🙂
@Allen: Hey, if I made as much money as William Hung did off it…
@Q: Yes, I am all-too-familiar with your “sexy” voice.
And that pun will undoubtedly find its way into script.