Once we get enough money, we’re making the movie “Black Eggs Can’t Mate” (click image for full size):
Synopsis: Chess hustlers make a living by winning bets off neighborhood games. Chess Expert Albert Chan (played by Egg Fu Yung) thinks he can be the best hustler in the ‘hood. But he’s fresh off the boat, and is having a tough start in a new country.
Albert stumbles upon struggling rapper Tyronez Bonez (played by Mr. E) and discovers a latent chess talent. The unlikely duo strike it rich on the chess hustling scene, because no one thinks black guys can play chess.
But when the National Bughouse Tournament comes to town, ghosts from the past threaten to destroy Albert and Tyronez. Will our chess hustler heroes thwart the plans of pasty white CEO Lars Melville (played by the Mascot)? Can they hang with those blasted Russian Grandmasters?
Is there a part in it for my avatar?
COOL! I wanna see it! I’ll give you 10/10 on IMDB!
somewhere in this movie, SOMEONE has to say, “forsooth sucka”.
@Dino Mom: Of course! I will try to convince the Mascot to avoid casting your avatar as a drug-addled welfare mom who works as a stripper.
@Q: To be honest, I’d rather have a movie on the bottom 100.
@Annie: In fact, Mr. E refused to do the movie unless he could utter that line.