So recently I’ve been having blog-related dreams:
Dream 1: Blunderprone announced that he was going to stop his chess history posts because there wasn’t any history left.
Dream 2: I was about to meet Dino Mom in person, but was too nervous to walk to the front door.
Dream 3: Jeremy Silman listed Liquid Egg Product #1 on his list of “Most worthless chess blogs”.
I had a dream that Thryge apologized to you :p
I had a dream that I won.
If I ever have a dream that I’m about to meet Dino Mom in person, I am sure as HECK walking through that door. After that–well, it’s a dream, right?
This is exactly what I’m talking about.
@Q: Yeah, I keep dreaming about that day, too!
@Thryge: Don’t worry. When you get within 100 points of me, I’ll let you challenge me again.
@Robert: FYI, Dino Spouse is a stay-at-home dad. And Russian, so he probably kicks our butts at chess, too.
@Dreamy Jeremy Silman: Wow, another fake famous person! You guys don’t just grow on trees.
Dream 4.
Someone from the Knights de la Maza gets above 1200.
@Donnie: Dino Spouse is actually a federal wage slave like me. His chess skills are about the same as those of my younger brother, who got p*wned in the only tournament he entered by a nine-year-old. He’s better at boxing. Nothing to be nervous about!
@Kate: My bad. For some reason, I thought you’d mentioned you were the sole breadwinner.
Actually Dino Spouse’s boxing skills are more frightening. All a chess player can do is bounce a Bishop off the board and hopes it hits your eye.
@Donnie: not sole, just primary. I bring home about 2/3 of the family income due to my powers of bureaucromancy.
Money gained by the use of such dark arts will only bring you grief.