Category: Blog News

Certain wild and rabid fans have practically begged us to return to blogging. So, I guess we will.

Believe it or not, we actually took steps in 2020 to reinvigorate the site. But there were roadblocks and all that.

1. Technical issues. On our prior host, WordPress was several versions behind, and we couldn’t update it. The PHP version was old, but the host didn’t provide an obvious way to do the update.
   
   It was a convenient excuse to start learning to use AWS, and set up our own server. So we did that.
   
   Naturally, when I logged into the prior host to change the DNS settings, they FINALLY prodded me to upgrade PHP. Just a year or two late there.
2. Spacetime incompatibility. To put it simply, the Mascot *hasn’t even existed* in our universe for the last several years. We’re still deciding whether to post about the basic astrophysics of how our universe and the Eggish universe interact. It’s still too risky, because the government is watching us too closely.
3. Work-life imbalance. The perfect excuse for not doing something. Yes, work has been very draining. With the nature of my work (and being one of the company owners), there’s no guarantee of time away from the job. But I *do* have time for rest, and it’s a matter of priorities. LEP hasn’t been a priority, and I just need to change that.

Here’s to a much more involved 2021!

Hey look, I’m back! LEP is going to rise from the ashes! We’re going to have posts, the best posts.

I’m a little jet lagged, so I’m gonna rest up first. Then the world will see TRUE greatness once again!

(Oh yeah, I got this great deal on some hats. Pretty neat, huh? But I found out some other guy has the same kind of hats. That bastard must have stolen my idea.)

*Footnote: I DO NOT SMELL

Well, looks like I have a small project this weekend. The old LEP random theme no longer displays widgets properly. So probably gonna modify this one.

Theme’s Hipwords by some site called forbetterweb.com. (People deserve credit for their work, right?) If this works for my purposes, I’ll throw some cash their way!

I entrusted the human who used to blog on this site to help defend the unrepresented Eggish race.

Instead, he has dithered, permitting the human race to continue devouring my kind unabated.

No longer. We ride. We return. And you Humans will be shamed, bribed, or coerced into eating us no longer.

(Oh, by the way, here’s my idea for the official Eggish flag. Looks ravishing if I should say so myself. No Mastication Without Representation!)

The purple is to our royal history and great monarchs.
The yellow represents the spirit of Yolk that resides within all true Eggs and their Allies.
The kind of puke green represents vomit that should be spewing from your mouth just thinking about how barbaric it is to consume another sapient species like the Egg.

After many starts and stops, along with some web hosting issues, getting Liquid Egg Product revived in 2013 has been more of a chore than expected.

In the end, we all agreed that nothing would happen without an ax at our necks. So, we got together with Satan and promised him that our souls would belong to him if we don’t update the site regularly. Needless to say, our motivation to update the site has increased quite a bit.

Due to various technicalities, including threats from the Illuminati and the Church of Scientology, we are not free to show the contract in its entirety, or our signatures.

On Nom Mama: Katrushka has started a cooking blog, which focuses on yummy, mostly low-carb foods. I promise the food is good, because I will have tasted all the stuff!

MotoPartsList: is a forum-based site that focuses on used motorcycle parts. No, I’m not a motorcyclist myself, as I am attempting to die in a less dramatic fashion.

Robert A. Heinlein commentary: After you’ve cooked some turnip pasta and posted used motorcycle parts for sale, you need to get your Heinlein fix. If you read his books, that is.

So go check them out! In the meantime, I will go back to sleep and attempt to have a dream about fighting Roy Orbison’s hair.

As you may have noticed, there has been a dearth of posting lately here. This is not due to a lack of interest, but because of a lack of time. Unfortunately, the things I want to do are fairly time-intensive.

The Eggs need to come back to make appearances. “Black Eggs Can’t Mate” is going to be shelved for the time being. It’s just not coming together. However, I do have an alternate idea which could use those of you who still want to be voice “actors”. More on that later.

Eggs vs. Humans is agonizingly close to finished, but I’ve had very little time to work on it. Soon, it will be available for sponsors to bid on. If I’m lucky, it’ll make a bit of money on something that was essentially done for fun. The graphics are probably too awful for that to be probable, though.

Want to continue stuff like Great Moments in History, Chess Enquirer, Corridors & Creatures and Muslim fast food. We’ll see how it goes.

I am alive, but extremely busy. And not only because of the girlfriend. Will get to updating this blog and looking at y’alls when possible.

In the meantime, I would like to assure all readers that no one at LEP will EVER impersonate a Syrian lesbian blogger.