Yeah, it’s getting old, but what the heck. Good for pretending I’m spending a bunch of time on new content.
In this month’s issue…
Aronian plotting to start World War 3
REVEALED: Aronian’s secret late-night strategy sessions with the spirit of Kim Jong -Il!
The secret agenda behind the Chess Blogger Carnival:
Don’t expect Pearson or BDK to tell you!
Prior Chess Enquirers:
We must alert LEP’s military. Aronian and Kim Jong Il must be stopped. I never thought i would write something like this :p
I resemble Aromian a good deal when wearing glasses, which is why I had to go to contacts, at tournaments I was getting mobbed by babes and it was affecting my play.
As far as the Carnival Conspiracy, We will be happy to tell you the Secret Agenda, just send $19.95 through PayPal c/o The LEP Mascot, who is our Registered Agent for these transactions. We wanted to keep Illuminatus LLC out of it, becasue the darned US Govt has a new Conspiracy Tax on “millionaires and billionaires” that we are avoiding. The thought is that no one would mistake the Mascot for a member of “The 1%.”
Cool, i’ll make the donation now 🙂
Didn’t you get the memo? The fee’s been bumped up to $29.95.
So, can I get a paper copy? You know, something to enjoy with my morning coffee while I admire the giant map of the world projected onto a wall in my lair.
You know, we keep emailing Ruth Haring begging her to include it in Chess Life. For some reason, they don’t bother to respond…