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Chess Enquirer, January 2010

Posted on January 27, 2010 By The Mascot 12 Comments on Chess Enquirer, January 2010
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In this month’s magazine:

Shocking KGB leak reveals: Russian lab clones two-headed chess master. Putin told scientists: “Get the chess championship back from that Indian!”

Gata Kamsky caught in gay scandal! (say sources)

The Silman – Nostradamus connection: how you can prepare for Armageddon

Chess Enquirer contest: Can you look nerdier than Kramnik?

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12 thoughts on “Chess Enquirer, January 2010”

  1. Derek Slater says:
    January 27, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    You can tell this is ‘shopped — look at how the outline of the wrist doesn’t match the background.

    Why you bustin’ on Kamsky?

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  2. Robert says:
    January 27, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    ANOTHER work of genius that will live on into Future History. The only thing that could make it better would be someone in a bikini. Hopefully a girl.

    Reply
  3. annie says:
    January 27, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    um, hello? robert pattinson secret chess genius.

    Reply
  4. CMoB says:
    January 28, 2010 at 4:28 am

    Karpov? These days, Karpov is not in the very best of shape chess-wise, so he could prove to be a liability.

    Reply
  5. Egg Fu Yung says:
    January 28, 2010 at 9:49 am

    If you really wanted to have ridiculous headlines, you should have added “New Jersey Nets win a game — by double digits!”

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  6. The Mascot says:
    January 30, 2010 at 10:19 am

    @Derek: That’s because I busted on Joel Benjamin last time.

    @Robert: Have you seen that show on the History Channel “Life After People”? Well, when they get to 10,000 years after people and everything’s gone, a visiting alien will still that know that this magazine existed.

    @Annie: With that comment, you have now made LEP the #1 Google listing for the search “robert pattinson secret chess genius”. I don’t know how to thank you.

    @CMoB: Well, the original Karpov sucks now, yeah. But remember, this is just a baby…he’s only going to get better.

    @Egg Fu Yung: I still wanted it to seem a little realistic. (That win was against the Clippers so it doesn’t count as a real win.)

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  7. Derek Slater says:
    January 30, 2010 at 10:57 am

    Well, dagnabit. I’ve been working on a Robert Pattinson Secret Chess Genius draft for weeks. Scooped again.

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    1. Donnie says:
      February 3, 2010 at 9:56 am

      Obviously, your job at CIO is getting in the way of your job at Reassembler.

      Reply
      1. Derek Slater says:
        February 3, 2010 at 10:28 am

        CSO. And yes.

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        1. Donnie says:
          February 4, 2010 at 11:11 am

          Er, yes, CSO. I knew that. It’s just that the “S” and “I” are practically right next to each other on the keyboard.

          Reply
  8. annie says:
    January 30, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    yay me.

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    1. Donnie says:
      February 3, 2010 at 9:57 am

      I’m not ignoring you, I just don’t know how to respond. And now there are 10 comments for this post, which gives the illusion that there were a bunch of people commenting on this post.

      Reply

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