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Chess Enquirer, March 2011

Posted on March 9, 2011 By Liquid Egg Product 6 Comments on Chess Enquirer, March 2011
Chess, Entertainment

In this month’s issue…

Paranormal investigators reveal…Carlsen cheats with help from Elvis!

“You can clearly see the ghost of Elvis with our special Spirit Cameras. No wonder he didn’t want to compete for the World Championship…he would have been caught!” — Paranormal investigator

“We’re clearly starting to run out of ideas.” — Chess Enquirer Editor

Taliban member kicked out for admitting women can play chess too. “I guess I won’t be getting those virgins…”

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6 thoughts on “Chess Enquirer, March 2011”

  1. Q says:
    March 10, 2011 at 7:20 am

    Elvis is good at chess? I would not’ve guessed.

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  2. Donnie says:
    March 11, 2011 at 8:56 am

    When you’re a free-floating spirit, you gain incredible insight and clarity that you didn’t have while in your body. At least, I think Art Bell said something like that.

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  3. Derek Slater says:
    March 11, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    Of course he could play chess. He was The King (which means he hid in a castle and couldn’t move very fast).

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  4. Anonymous says:
    March 11, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    “Lindsay Lohan makes out with Queen at party!”

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    1. Pawn Shaman says:
      March 11, 2011 at 2:00 pm

      That is me above. 🙂

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  5. Donnie says:
    March 14, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    @Derek: “Great players never castle until the end of the game, and often never at all, as their king, although often in the middle of the board, nevertheless stands secure.” No wonder he didn’t reach 40.

    @Pawn Shaman: Unfortunately, that probably already happened in real life…

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