In this month’s issue…
Paranormal investigators reveal…Carlsen cheats with help from Elvis!
“You can clearly see the ghost of Elvis with our special Spirit Cameras. No wonder he didn’t want to compete for the World Championship…he would have been caught!” — Paranormal investigator
“We’re clearly starting to run out of ideas.” — Chess Enquirer Editor
Taliban member kicked out for admitting women can play chess too. “I guess I won’t be getting those virgins…”
Prior Chess Enquirers:
Elvis is good at chess? I would not’ve guessed.
When you’re a free-floating spirit, you gain incredible insight and clarity that you didn’t have while in your body. At least, I think Art Bell said something like that.
Of course he could play chess. He was The King (which means he hid in a castle and couldn’t move very fast).
“Lindsay Lohan makes out with Queen at party!”
That is me above. 🙂
@Derek: “Great players never castle until the end of the game, and often never at all, as their king, although often in the middle of the board, nevertheless stands secure.” No wonder he didn’t reach 40.
@Pawn Shaman: Unfortunately, that probably already happened in real life…