“Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?”
That was the one-liner that won the funniest joke in something called the Edinburgh Fringe. Maybe it was absolutely hilarious in context. But, man.
The following procedure should give you a decent chance to win this award:
1. Go to the Edinburgh Fringe with a random book.
2. Open the book to a random page and read a random sentence.
any line from your quote rotation would win that contest.
The sad part is that it’s literally true. Every single quote is funnier than that hedgehog joke.