After many starts and stops, along with some web hosting issues, getting Liquid Egg Product revived in 2013 has been more of a chore than expected.
In the end, we all agreed that nothing would happen without an ax at our necks. So, we got together with Satan and promised him that our souls would belong to him if we don’t update the site regularly. Needless to say, our motivation to update the site has increased quite a bit.
Due to various technicalities, including threats from the Illuminati and the Church of Scientology, we are not free to show the contract in its entirety, or our signatures.
I wonder if there’s only 1 signature and it’s Mascot’s :p
You fool no one. The eggs ARE the Illuminati.
Looks like Satan was fooled there, eggs don’t have souls.
Yeah, me and Caissa had to break it off for a while. She was upset, but, Damn determined. I told her I needed some space. She was immediately jealous… assumed there was another interest.
Between you and me, there is, it’s a Tacoma Acoustic Bass and a muse inspiring some songwriting. Won’t be blogging about that on B-prone…. she’s sure to find out.
@Q: I used my left hand and danced with chicken entrails, so it doesn’t count.
@Derek: You fool yourself, mortal!
@ChessAdmin: Hahaha, you are correct! Since only Donnie has a soul, he will be the only one tortured! (It will make a great Candid Camera episode)
@Blunderprone: Where ARE you going to blog about it? Or is Caissa all over the internet too?