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E-mail filter and Chinese waitresses

Posted on September 22, 2007 By Liquid Egg Product 3 Comments on E-mail filter and Chinese waitresses
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The e-mail spam filter is slowly learning. All the pharmaceutical e-mails are getting sent straight away; now it’s mostly the “Busty Asian [etc, etc.]” mails that the filter has to figure out…

Speaking of Asian chicks…I learned an important lesson today.

Today my friend and I went to a Chinese buffet, and my friend reminded me that there was the potential for a pretty waitress to, er, introduce myself to. After determining that the women there were out of my league (ie, 40-50 years old and likely married), I set my primary focus to eating and trying the few new foods that this buffet had.

After getting seconds, we were chatting a bit, and a voice behind me indicated a desire to pick up the used dishes. Without thinking I brought the dishes towards the purple-clad arms near my right shoulder. 15 seconds later, my friend said, “What about her?”

Instantly, I realized none of the out-of-my-league employees had worn purple. Whipping my head around, I tried to catch a glimpse of the alleged potential target, but by then it was too late. So my next trip to an Asian restaurant, I will be sure to sit with the back to the wall, so as to not miss any potential opportunities.

(DISCLAIMER: I don’t really go around to restaurants trying to meet women. But the occasional waitress or cashier will be, er, especially friendly and attentive. You never know.)

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3 thoughts on “E-mail filter and Chinese waitresses”

  1. Allen says:
    September 22, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    Out of curiousity… do you happen to mention your website on your resume?

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  2. annie says:
    September 22, 2007 at 11:31 pm

    um, if you do, please let me know ’cause I freely advertise my exceedingly poor work ethic and this stuff gets around 🙂

    You know, all my single friends are men. If I find a worthy candidate, I will send you a picture. That is how carlos and I met. 🙂

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  3. Donnie says:
    September 23, 2007 at 5:58 am

    @Allen: I’m not that stupid. Who do you take me for, D.B.? (The other D.B….)

    @Annie: Actually, during this transition period, I haven’t been looking. The thought’s cool, though.

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