Dinosaur Mom has given me an official endorsement to be a Vice Presidential candidate to someone. I was a little sad that it wasn’t a full presidential endorsement, but I guess it might be smart to get some more experience first and reduce my chances of being beat up by Chuck Norris.
Anyway, I’m still going to run for president until one of the other candidates asks me to be VP, except if it’s Michael Jingozian. Meanwhile, you can check out mascot08.com to see why I’m better than those other guys, except it’s not finished yet.
Blue Devil Knight is apparently retiring, and I’m still trying to decide whether he’s cool or not. I made a cameo in part 1 of his video review series! Yes, I look smashing in it. But then he thinks Jeremy Silman is cooler than me, so that sucks and I yelled at him for it. At least he likes me a little bit.
Wahrheit is down to 7.3% body fat due to my inspirational presence. And that should tell you something. How much body fat have you lost since you started reading my site?
i’m sure your presence is a shock to many people. eg. i blame you for reducing grandpatzer to infantile babble….
http://grandpatzerchess.blogspot.com/2008/03/adgj.html
either that or he wanted to print out a retort but thought too hard and passed out on his keyboard because he couldn’t cope with your overwhelming net presence in your earlier post. 🙂
I can just imagine him looking like this…. right now.
http://www.dayoopers.com/gallery/crazy/ab03.gif
😉
Hi I am adding myself to Fics. I hope Lepers will say hey and play a game at some point when around. I had to enter myself as Takchessguy as I forgot my old takchess password.
What must I do? I wrote this gay lame song for you and paid this chick to play it for you on youtube. She posted it today, you can see it here.
For a taste, here is the chorus:
I’m sorry if I scarred you
I’m sorry if I made you feel
Like you were less than
Amazing, amazing
I’m sorry if I wronged you
I didn’t mean to
I was so wrong
To hurt you
To treat you that way
I’m sorry
I’m so sorry
I think I’m turning into the mascot, as I felt compelled to leave a Simon Cowell level mean remark at her site.
Umm, because she wants more money for publishing my song.
BDK… OK, that was not only lame but it totaly sucked. The only saving grace is that she is HOT… and that alone should get the mascot to look past the fact that she smiles insincerely while crooning the ” I was so wrong to hurt you” part of the chorus.
@tanc: Wow. I thought “keyboard face” was just a joke from Dilbert.
Maybe “adgj” is a secret code for to some government agency to trigger a nefarious plan. You can never tell with chess players.
@takchess: The famous (?) takchess! (I’ve seen your name around but haven’t hit up your site much.) You’re added to the list so maybe we’ll see you around.
@BDK: Olivia Thai…she’s actually Chinese.
The thing about music is this: people don’t pay attention to the lyrics much, unless it’s a noticeable chorus. (Think “Born in the USA”, which is not really a “patriotic” song if you listen to the not-chorus part of it.)
So she can get away with singing her…I mean, your insipid lyrics.
@Blunderprone: They call cuteness “marketability” in the industry, and use wonders of technology to improve the actual music. Or so I’ve heard.
@Mascot: I’ve lost no body fat, and have gained 2 pounds. Thanks.
And what do you mean, this is your website? I’ll give you as much as “our” website, but note I’m the only one spending money for this thing, including your salary.
BDK, dude. You didn’t have to go so far as to write me a love song. I mean, my biology just doesn’t run that way. Sorry. And you might want to tell you wife about that. You know, just to be considerate.