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Fairy tales for kids: Snow White and the Three Eggs

Posted on August 31, 2010 By The Mascot 6 Comments on Fairy tales for kids: Snow White and the Three Eggs
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This took me under an hour, so I don’t need reinforcement that it sucks. Here’s the story in case you can’t view the Flash:

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful maiden named Snow White.

The old King wanted to marry her, but she said no.

Snow White ran away into the forest. There, she found three Eggs living in a cabin.

She told them her story and they let her stay.

But the King was mad. He went into the forest to try to catch her.

The three Eggs were ready. They shot lightning bolts using their minds to kill the King.

The next morning, they used his remains plus some leftover chicken for breakfast, creating the first known “Chicken a la King”.

Snow White was so smitten by the heroic and handsome Eggs, she became a polygamist and married all three of them.

So everyone lived happily ever. Especially the Crown Prince, who was relieved to inherit the crown without the guilt of having to personally off his father.

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6 thoughts on “Fairy tales for kids: Snow White and the Three Eggs”

  1. Q says:
    September 1, 2010 at 7:59 am

    I love your stories. I think you should do a regular webcomic.

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  2. Caroline :) says:
    September 1, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    This is SOOOO awkward and weird!!! I think it should be filed under uncomfortability!!!

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  3. Derek Slater says:
    September 2, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    Is this a true story?

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  4. The Mascot says:
    September 7, 2010 at 11:32 am

    @Q: I’m going to try to make one once a week. But I’m too poor to afford electricity sometimes because I don’t get paid enough. So it’s tough.

    @Caroline: No…it’s not uncomfortable. It says fairy tales for KIDS, so the content is completely appropriate!

    @Derek: It’s a fairy tale, of course it’s not true. But it could be.

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    1. Allen says:
      September 9, 2010 at 11:29 am

      Why would you have to pay for electricity? Why not just zap some batteries with your lightning mind ray?

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      1. Donnie says:
        September 13, 2010 at 9:07 am

        As I understand it, the mind lightning bolts are DC, and most stuff runs on AC.

        Reply

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