Happy Cinco de Mayo, amigos! This is that holiday Mexicans celebrate by making bread out of skeletons. I think.
Anyway, to celebrate, we officially hired our first Hispanic egg, Shelly Rodriguez:
And she’s female! You can tell because she’s wearing a skirt. And we needed to hire a female. Because of Title IX, or something like that.
Uh, you’re thinking of Día de los Muertos (Day of the Dead); that’s the one with the bread. And the bread isn’t actually made out of skeletons.
And it’s a good feeling to know I wasn’t hired to fill some sort of quota.