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Posted on December 22, 2008 By The Mascot 5 Comments on How the Mascot Stole Christmas
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  1. Blunderprone says:
    December 22, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Plus the whole flying raindeer thing and the poop, most sleighs aren’t equipped with a splatter guard. Let’s just say it would ruin a white beard and that ain’t soot on the suit. Hummers are definitely better in this regard.

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  2. Donnie says:
    December 22, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    @Blunderprone: Splatterguards are a capital idea; they aren’t even on Pimp My Sleigh.

    @Mascot: You forgot the Santa hat on page 12.

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  3. Robert says:
    December 23, 2008 at 3:31 am

    Mascot–I knew you would have a new take on the old Greek version! One little criticism; the rhyming is perfect but the scansion is a little off in this part. Still, I can hardly wait to see what happens next!

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  4. chesstiger says:
    December 23, 2008 at 11:41 am

    The egg as santa claus, hmmmm, maybe this year i will get a big chess present or presents? Those hummers must be capable to bring some censorboards to my little home. 🙂

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  5. The Mascot says:
    December 24, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    @Robert: “Scansion”? You know, you and Annie have this habit of using all these words I don’t know. It’s starting to make me think that my degree in Home Improvement Ethics didn’t prepare me for the real world. (That’s what the academic advisor said all the football scholarship guys should take.)

    @Chesstiger: If I were Santa, what I’d do is just put everyone on the “naughty” list. Makes my job a heck of a lot easier, and all the elves would have to do is mine coal.

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