How the Mascot Stole Christmas, redux Posted on December 18, 2009 By The Mascot 9 Comments on How the Mascot Stole Christmas, redux Random Thankfully, Flash can automatically import Photoshop files, so I didn’t do that much work.
this should win the caldecott, the bluebonnet, and the pulitzer. just the rhymes alone are more creative than shakespeare. Reply
@Mrs. Chessloser: Is your husband a fan of Tom Cruise? Then get him to watch “Minority Report”, that will cure him up good. @Annie: Sorry, you aren’t getting my Bud Light. Reply
@Blunderprone: Hey, no problem, maybe next time I won’t be 11 months late. @Wang: Yep, just add water. Reply
Doesn’t bombing the Egg Nog factory kill innocent eggs that were in Storage, er, I mean cages? Shouldn’t the mascot have freed the eggs? Reply
@Allen: I managed to interview one of the Nogs. Apparently, they outsourced the egg killing to India. So, the eggs were already dead on arrival. @Q: Hey, if you know an editor that would actually publish this, let me know. Reply
My husband doesn’t like minorities. I’m not prejudice though.
this should win the caldecott, the bluebonnet, and the pulitzer. just the rhymes alone are more creative than shakespeare.
@Mrs. Chessloser: Is your husband a fan of Tom Cruise? Then get him to watch “Minority Report”, that will cure him up good.
@Annie: Sorry, you aren’t getting my Bud Light.
I’m so happy right now… thank you for the closure.
Instant Classic!
@Blunderprone: Hey, no problem, maybe next time I won’t be 11 months late.
@Wang: Yep, just add water.
Doesn’t bombing the Egg Nog factory kill innocent eggs that were in Storage, er, I mean cages?
Shouldn’t the mascot have freed the eggs?
I think you should publish it. The world needs to see this.
@Allen: I managed to interview one of the Nogs. Apparently, they outsourced the egg killing to India. So, the eggs were already dead on arrival.
@Q: Hey, if you know an editor that would actually publish this, let me know.