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Humps Loan Agency

Posted on October 23, 2008 By Liquid Egg Product 5 Comments on Humps Loan Agency
Patently Ineffective, Uncomfortability

(Disclaimer: don’t e-mail this guy)

My name is Mr Humprey Smith the managing director of the world number one loan company. We offers loan such as business and personal loan to all in need without considering the country at 3%rate.
My company have been in the loan business since 1988 and got it license to operate as loan lender in 1992.Any client who is in need,should provide the following informations inorder for us to open a loan processing file.contact Email address:humps_loanagency@live.com

HUMPS LOANS AGENCY

Borrowers` data form
First Name……………………….
Last Name………………………..
Address:………………………
Phone number(mobile)…………….
Country:…………………
State:……………………………..
Loan Amount Needed:……………….
Duration:…………………….
Occupation…………………..
Monthly Income…………..
Marital status:………….
Age:……………………….
Gender:……………………..
Date of birth:………………..
Regards.
Mr Humprey Smith
HUMPS LOANS AGENCY LIMITED
Email: humps_loanagency@live.com


The 2 best pieces of advice I’ve received today:
1. “Don’t do a Google image search on ‘anal fissures’.”
2. “Don’t do it on ‘expressing anal glands’ either. Pretty much the word ‘anal’ is verboten.”

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5 thoughts on “Humps Loan Agency”

  1. chesstiger says:
    October 23, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Now i wonder what anal and Mr Humprey Smith have in common. Maybe that they both have a connection with shit?

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  2. Allen says:
    October 23, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    Wait. Someone had to actually advise you for that?

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  3. Donnie says:
    October 24, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    @Chesstiger: I didn’t even realize the connection between “Humps” and “anal” before your comment.

    @Allen: Fortunately, I still have some common sense left. The advice was given to me unprompted.

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  4. annie says:
    October 27, 2008 at 12:50 am

    it was unprompted, really. kind of out of the blue. we were talking about something tangential and i just said “by the way…”. so no, donnie is not doing research on all things anal.

    at least not to my knowledge.

    Reply
  5. Donnie says:
    October 29, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Your knowledge is up-to-date.

    Reply

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