[Note: The Mascot is filling in while I’m away for the weekend. If he becomes overly stupid or offensive, let me know on Monday so I can kick his shell.]
This weekend, I finally got to show off my complete manliness and cuteness. That’s a win-win for everyone. And I was just checking for any e-mails, and…
Wait, how’d this get thrown into the Junk E-mail folder? “Hop inside and find yourself a horny little …. buddy. Looking to meet up with the local bar slut?” Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about! Let me just click on this link, and–
Oh, crap, he just stepped through the door. Gotta go!