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Posted on January 21, 2009 By Liquid Egg Product 19 Comments on I need your help
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Take a look at this package of meat:

Mystery Meat
Mystery Meat

Anyone have a guess as to what part of which animal this is?

On a side note, I will tweak the website colors…the white on black is not working that well.

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19 thoughts on “I need your help”

  1. wang says:
    January 21, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    Gizzards. Fry those bad boys up!!!

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  2. annie says:
    January 21, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    I would say chitterlings. um. just make sure they don’t still have … stuff inside when you fry ’em up.

    serve with pork rinds. you might as well die happy.

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  3. Sworn Enemy :) says:
    January 21, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Sorry, I’m afraid the resident vegetarian won’t be any use here. I’ve actually never bought raw meat!

    Though I see a piece in there that looks like it could be paw of rabbit.

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    1. The Mascot says:
      January 23, 2009 at 1:06 pm

      You say you’re a vegetarian, but you continue to eat eggs. This is why I have to keep resisting your advances.

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  4. Blue Devil Knight says:
    January 21, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Teeth from the ill-fated ‘muscle-toothed jackal.’ They grab their victims and massage them with their muscular vibrating teeth.

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  5. likesforests says:
    January 21, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    “Care must be taken when preparing chitterlings, due to the possibility of disease being spread when they have not been cleaned or cooked properly… Chitterlings must be soaked and rinsed thoroughly in several different cycles of cool water, and repeatedly picked clean by hand, removing extra fat, undigested food, and specks of fecal matter because the part of the pig the ‘chitlins’ come from includes intestinal polyps and the last few inches before the pig’s rectum.”

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  6. blunderprone says:
    January 21, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    “candy corn” for Carnivores!

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  7. Polly says:
    January 23, 2009 at 2:47 am

    What ever that is, it looks nasty. Lucky for you I played such crappy chess tonight that I already puked. I won’t toss my pieces all over your lovely black background. 🙂

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  8. Donnie says:
    January 23, 2009 at 9:47 am

    Thank you all for your hypotheses. No matter what it is, I’ll just make it into sweet & sour and see how it turns out.

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  9. Derek Slater says:
    January 23, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    If you grind it up, it’s Potted Meat. I guess before grinding it’s Miscellaneous by Weight.

    I don’t think it looks like chitlins; those should be tubular, shouldn’t they?

    @ BDK: The shrooms aren’t doing you any favors. 🙂

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  10. Carson says:
    January 24, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    Looks like chicken hearts to me.

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    1. Robert says:
      January 25, 2009 at 3:13 am

      Carson, you’re the man–finally after 12 or so comments someone gets it right!

      Season flour and pan fry is American style; I think Brazilians like to skewer and barbeque or something like that.

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      1. Donnie says:
        January 27, 2009 at 10:41 am

        Hearts, eh? It’s one food I haven’t had before. Thanks for the info.

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  11. Allen says:
    January 26, 2009 at 11:17 am

    Given that the mascot is a chicken egg, would chickens be considered revered?

    If so, doesn’t the mascot have something against chicken hearts being consumed?

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    1. Donnie says:
      January 27, 2009 at 10:43 am

      Well, this is the confusing thing. He’s probably not a chicken egg. Remember, he’s a little taller than me, so his head is about the size of a human head.

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  12. Allen says:
    January 27, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    His head is an egg… that then sprouted limbs. Confusing isn’t right, disturbing is more accurate.

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    1. The Mascot says:
      January 29, 2009 at 12:51 pm

      Let me ask you something. What makes you think I’m a so-called “chicken egg”? That makes no sense.

      It’s like if I saw a picture of you, and guessed you were a camel human. Lolwut?

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      1. Allen says:
        January 29, 2009 at 5:47 pm

        I believe it is posts like this: http://www.liquideggproduct.com/racial-discrimination-in-america/

        that tend to give your readers the notion that you are a chicken egg.

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        1. Donnie says:
          February 1, 2009 at 11:10 am

          So does his bio. Going to have to find some place to re-link it.

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