Yesterday, Donnie once again threatened to fire me (he never follows through so it’s not like I’m scared.) Yes, I’ve been lax on the posts BUT I have a realy good reason, per this secretly recording conversation:
: How dare you threaten me! I have a legitimate medical excuse for not working.
: You didn’t tell me that! So what happened?
: Here’s the doctor’s note.
: Let’s see…”gained 15 lbs in the last 6 months”…”causing mental distress, emotional imbalance”…”lack of confidence”…
: Right. So I can’t work.
: What’s wrong?
: This reads like a bad lawsuit.
: What? How dare you. I’ve even developed an action plan to deal with this!
: On msn.com they had this tip to lose weight: “Rocky stared at a picture of Ivan Drago every day as he trained to fight the enormous Russian. Find your own motivator: a nemesis like a picture of the way you never want to look.” So I put up a picture of you on my bathroom mirror.