On Thursday, a whole lot of folk
Insisted on eating egg yolk.
The yolk had E. Coli,
The peeps thought they would die
When they all started barfing in bulk.
7 thoughts on “Limerick Day!”
Dedicated to the Mascot:
Tommy hopped around the market on one leg,
“Stop horsing around,” his poor mother began to beg.
He tripped and crushed an egg filled crate,
This carnage the entire store began to celebrate.
After all, it’s not like it’s a person, it’s just an egg.
Hahaha, the Mascot’s going to be ticked! Can’t wait to see his expression. Anyway, mine didn’t come out too good:
I tried for a limerick using “orange”.
But it caused my brain to go blorange.
Orange has no rhyming words
As I was told by some nerds
So I had to make up some words, such as “ulrange”.
A website crafted by Blunderprone
Too deep at times to dare not read while stone(d)
His history at times askew
We ask “What would Morphy Do”?
If this were on paper, best read on throne.
Dedicated to the Mascot:
Tommy hopped around the market on one leg,
“Stop horsing around,” his poor mother began to beg.
He tripped and crushed an egg filled crate,
This carnage the entire store began to celebrate.
After all, it’s not like it’s a person, it’s just an egg.
Hahaha, the Mascot’s going to be ticked! Can’t wait to see his expression. Anyway, mine didn’t come out too good:
I tried for a limerick using “orange”.
But it caused my brain to go blorange.
Orange has no rhyming words
As I was told by some nerds
So I had to make up some words, such as “ulrange”.
Olivia spits up all the time
I’m covered in her lucky brine
Done so much laundry
Good thing my clothes are tawdry
Now sleep…won’t you be mine?
Donnie is a guy
Donnie is a guy
He has a website
A nice website
Donnie is a guy
🙂
@Allen: Oh, boy. Just wait until the Mascot gets back…
@Egg Fu Yung: Yeah, that doesn’t work. Sorry.
@Annie: You’re writing that as if one month olds require a lot of attention and take up all your time.
@Q: You are somewhere between T.S. Eliot and e.e. cummings among literary greats. Keep it up.
A website crafted by Blunderprone
Too deep at times to dare not read while stone(d)
His history at times askew
We ask “What would Morphy Do”?
If this were on paper, best read on throne.
Har har. Now start crafting the website again.