Last week, we had our monthly meeting on the state of Liquid Egg Product (see picture). It seems a bit gratuitous, but it lets you know we are professional, serious, and dedicated to giving you, the reader, a marginally entertaining blog to distract you from work for 1 or 2 minutes.
Mr. E mentioned that during his days starring on the hit TV program “The E-Team”, the producers insisted on getting direct input from the public about the show. This was essential to its long, successful run; analyzing Arbitron stats simply wasn’t enough.
So we humbly request your input by responding to the poll questions below. Additional comments can be left as a comment.
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I feel very valued right now! I trust my vote for more chess content will be taken seriously. Thank you Mr. Mascot.
You spend waaay too much time talking about chess positions.
that’s such a great picture. and you’re alive! that’s even greater. 🙂
This is great.
I voted for the E-Team outtakes. I’m pretty confident the Mascot’s polka would suck.
How about my avatar and the Mascot do celebrity interviews of each other?
Did I score 100% since my answers match the top choice on every question?
Seems like a dream, (they) got me hypnotized…
I’m too sexy for my shirt…so sexy it hurts.
But never, NEVER insipid!
Eggish strippers…. hmmm… sounds a little messy
Your blog sucks to be perfectly honest.
I only agreed with most everyone else once, on “entertaining” as the best descriptor. Looking sharp Donnie, different than I thought you looked from that head pic you put up a while back.
Here’s my user input. KILL YOURSELF.
@Chessaholic: Mr. Mascot actually doesn’t like chess. FYI.
@Likesforests: Well, obviously.
@Annie: Thanks. Although the TV remote detracts from the professional image I was trying to convey.
@Derek: There is nothing to do but agree with your assessment.
@Kate: LOL. The “celebrity” status might be a bit too much (I suspect our combined readerships are under 200), but that might just work.
@Polly: It means you’ll be good on Jeopardy.
Next time, I’ll just get your opinion instead of doing a poll. More efficient.
@Robert: I’m glad for that. Some days, I find this site insipid, but user feedback keeps it going…
@Blunderprone: Probably. I haven’t been to an eggish strip club to find out.
@Anonymous: Thanks. I kinda agree.
@l3rucewayne: You know, I’ve never posted a full frontal shot. Might find an excuse to do it sometime.
@A user: I haven’t needed a “Don’t feed the trolls” sign before. Don’t make me have to buy one.
There’s nothing unprofessional about a remote. For all we know, it’s how you control the web conferencing screen when you address the LEP shareholders.
The reason why we haven’t seen a close-in shot of Donnie is that he’s embarrassed about being so ugly compared to me.
I apologize to those of you who had to vote “Other” when describing my looks. I couldn’t think of a better superlative than “unbearably sexy” and should just have offered “the sexiest egg alive” as an option.
@Allen: We haven’t turned a profit in 5 quarters. I don’t think we have any shareholders left.
@Mascot: We’ve been at this over a year. Your self-centerness and vanity continues to astound me.
There have been repeated comparisons between Donnie’s visage and that of Robert Downey Jr.
I didn’t know that was a remote, I thought it was a chess-move calculating thingamabob. 🙂
positively brilliant!