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Posted on November 20, 2008 By Liquid Egg Product 17 Comments on Liquid Egg Product values reader input
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Last week, we had our monthly meeting on the state of Liquid Egg Product (see picture). It seems a bit gratuitous, but it lets you know we are professional, serious, and dedicated to giving you, the reader, a marginally entertaining blog to distract you from work for 1 or 2 minutes.

Mr. E mentioned that during his days starring on the hit TV program “The E-Team”, the producers insisted on getting direct input from the public about the show. This was essential to its long, successful run; analyzing Arbitron stats simply wasn’t enough.

So we humbly request your input by responding to the poll questions below. Additional comments can be left as a comment.

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17 thoughts on “Liquid Egg Product values reader input”

  1. Chessaholic says:
    November 20, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    I feel very valued right now! I trust my vote for more chess content will be taken seriously. Thank you Mr. Mascot.

    Reply
  2. likesforests says:
    November 20, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    You spend waaay too much time talking about chess positions.

    Reply
  3. annie says:
    November 20, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    that’s such a great picture. and you’re alive! that’s even greater. 🙂

    Reply
  4. Derek Slater says:
    November 20, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    This is great.

    I voted for the E-Team outtakes. I’m pretty confident the Mascot’s polka would suck.

    Reply
  5. Kate Dino says:
    November 20, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    How about my avatar and the Mascot do celebrity interviews of each other?

    Reply
  6. Polly says:
    November 21, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Did I score 100% since my answers match the top choice on every question?

    Reply
  7. Robert says:
    November 21, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    Seems like a dream, (they) got me hypnotized…

    I’m too sexy for my shirt…so sexy it hurts.

    But never, NEVER insipid!

    Reply
  8. blunderprone says:
    November 21, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    Eggish strippers…. hmmm… sounds a little messy

    Reply
  9. Anonymous says:
    November 21, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    Your blog sucks to be perfectly honest.

    Reply
  10. l3rucewayne says:
    November 22, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    I only agreed with most everyone else once, on “entertaining” as the best descriptor. Looking sharp Donnie, different than I thought you looked from that head pic you put up a while back.

    Reply
  11. A user says:
    November 23, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    Here’s my user input. KILL YOURSELF.

    Reply
  12. Donnie says:
    November 25, 2008 at 11:01 am

    @Chessaholic: Mr. Mascot actually doesn’t like chess. FYI.

    @Likesforests: Well, obviously.

    @Annie: Thanks. Although the TV remote detracts from the professional image I was trying to convey.

    @Derek: There is nothing to do but agree with your assessment.

    @Kate: LOL. The “celebrity” status might be a bit too much (I suspect our combined readerships are under 200), but that might just work.

    @Polly: It means you’ll be good on Jeopardy.

    Next time, I’ll just get your opinion instead of doing a poll. More efficient.

    @Robert: I’m glad for that. Some days, I find this site insipid, but user feedback keeps it going…

    @Blunderprone: Probably. I haven’t been to an eggish strip club to find out.

    @Anonymous: Thanks. I kinda agree.

    @l3rucewayne: You know, I’ve never posted a full frontal shot. Might find an excuse to do it sometime.

    @A user: I haven’t needed a “Don’t feed the trolls” sign before. Don’t make me have to buy one.

    Reply
  13. Allen says:
    November 26, 2008 at 1:37 am

    There’s nothing unprofessional about a remote. For all we know, it’s how you control the web conferencing screen when you address the LEP shareholders.

    Reply
  14. The Mascot says:
    November 26, 2008 at 10:04 am

    The reason why we haven’t seen a close-in shot of Donnie is that he’s embarrassed about being so ugly compared to me.

    I apologize to those of you who had to vote “Other” when describing my looks. I couldn’t think of a better superlative than “unbearably sexy” and should just have offered “the sexiest egg alive” as an option.

    Reply
  15. Donnie says:
    November 26, 2008 at 10:06 am

    @Allen: We haven’t turned a profit in 5 quarters. I don’t think we have any shareholders left.

    @Mascot: We’ve been at this over a year. Your self-centerness and vanity continues to astound me.

    Reply
  16. annie says:
    November 26, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    There have been repeated comparisons between Donnie’s visage and that of Robert Downey Jr.

    I didn’t know that was a remote, I thought it was a chess-move calculating thingamabob. 🙂

    Reply
  17. David K, Seattle says:
    November 28, 2008 at 5:34 am

    positively brilliant!

    Reply

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