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May you live in interesting times

Posted on March 31, 2009 By Liquid Egg Product 8 Comments on May you live in interesting times
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  • So the last three days have actually been interesting and different. Last week, I was in Miami, which included spending about 18 hours last weekend trying to setup a firewall. I failed, and someone else managed to get it to work. Not afraid to say I don’t have the best grasp of this stuff.
  • A co-worker died over the weekend as well, and HR spelled his name wrong in the notification e-mail. (I only dealt with him sporadically, so it’s not as hard-hitting as it might have been.)
  • On the plane ride back, had an interesting chat with a girl, centerpieced by…an AutoCAD 2009 presentation she needed to finish for today.

So I got home, about to relax when I hear someone bang on my door. 10 seconds later, I hear “HELP!!!!”. Rushing outside, there was a woman lying on the grass outside my patio, hands over her face bawling. A shirtless male was close-by approaching her, and she told me to call the police.

I ran inside to get my phone, and came back out to make the call to make sure nothing else was going on. As it turns out, Shirtless Guy had two of his friends with him, and as I dialed 911 they all surrounded me, telling me not to call police. (Shirtless Guy was well-muscled, a second guy “T” was significantly larger than me, don’t remember much about the third guy. Yes, I probably should have been scared ****less at this point.)

I told the guys I wouldn’t call police, and walked calmly back inside my apartment. THEN I called 911.

After the call, I ran back outside to see what was going on. The two friends weren’t around, but Shirtless Guy and the woman were across the parking lot. He was restraining her with a bear hug from behind; she was bent over trying to get out. At this point, I ran back inside with the idea of grabbing my cell phone to take pictures or grab video. I started thinking “Should I go back outside? Should I stay inside so they can’t see me?” By the time I went back out, they had separated, the woman walking away towards the gate to the apartment complex, still sobbing.

At this point, “T” came up to me, smoking, and asked if I’d called police. I responded affirmatively, and he went on about how she always exaggerates stuff, and it was a household matter that wasn’t any of my business. And of course, complained that he’d have to deal with police now. (He also referred to me as “nigga” every other sentence, much as a white guy might use “dude”.) I told “T” I had a responsibility to call police in that situation, didn’t really want to deal with them either, and if it was true nothing was going on, he shouldn’t have any problems. He still wasn’t happy, but oh well.

After 5 – 10 minutes of waiting for the police, I decided to go out to the gate by the main road since it’s not that easy to find. On the way, the woman was walking back still upset. I tried talking with her, but very little got through. She started talking about how I’d understand if I had a sister or mom who had to go what she did. It took a while to figure out she was pissed because she thought I didn’t call the police. I had to assure her that I did and was going to wait for them. She seemed to acknowledge, but just kept walking; I told she could wait in front of my apartment or whereever she wanted. Then I stood outside the gate to await police.

The first policeman arrived, and I brought him to the area of the incident. But it was empty, no woman, none of the three guys, none of the neighbors. A second policeman showed up a few minutes later. I explained and described as much as I knew. Then another neighbor came by–he was even driving his truck around the complex to find the woman, with no luck.

The police told me they couldn’t do anything if the woman wasn’t there to press charges, and that was that. I should have stayed with the woman until police arrived, but this whole incident just ended up wasting their time.

(As I side note, I talked with a couple neighbors afterwards who were observing from their balcony. Apparently, my vegetable garden has garnered some notice.)

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8 thoughts on “May you live in interesting times”

  1. Sworn Enemy says:
    April 1, 2009 at 1:24 am

    Man D, you did the right thing. Those people though … stupid drama queens / kings. What the hell.

    And … LOL @ them calling you “nigga” every other sentence!! Can I call you that too???

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  2. Donnie says:
    April 1, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    I have suspicions about what is going on there…could be more than drama, but it’s not something I can probe easily.

    And considering you’re the blackest Asian I know, calling me “nigga” would only be appropriate…

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  3. Allen says:
    April 1, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    Wait. If you heard loud banging on your door… why didn’t you look out a peephole or the window?

    By rushing out the door blindly you only set yourself up for an ambush or a home invasion.

    How long did it take for the police to arrive after the 911 call?

    What would have been interesting is if you dialed 911 before they told you not to call the police… creating a recording of people threatening you not to call the police lol

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  4. annie says:
    April 2, 2009 at 3:36 am

    oh mylanta. you were brave but it could have been a lot worse. what is up with apartment drama these days. sworn enemy and her granola bars… you possibly on an episode of cops – of course one of those with the pixelated faces. haha.

    I’m glad you’re ok, D. Really glad. Please look for another place to live.

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  5. The Mascot says:
    April 2, 2009 at 9:59 am

    Stop lying to impress women.

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  6. Donnie says:
    April 6, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    @Allen: That’s a good point, I probably should have scouted the situation before rushing out the door. Now I have a bit more empathy for people that do dumb stuff in stressful situations.

    The cops took about 20 minutes to get there.

    @Annie: Cops? That would have been awesome. I would have asked them not to pixelize my face so I’d be famous!

    C and I briefly discussed the need to get out of the “semi-ghetto”.

    @Mascot: All the female readers (that I know of) are already spoken for. FYI.

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    1. Allen says:
      April 6, 2009 at 5:55 pm

      Or…. you could have ran out of there with a baseball bat… If you want the moment to be more memorable you could instead substitute the bat for a large maul and screamed that you are Thor.

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      1. Donnie says:
        April 7, 2009 at 11:09 am

        “I have a thousand years of power!”

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