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Posted on October 22, 2007 By Liquid Egg Product 10 Comments on Meet my new girlfriend
Babes & Alleged Babes, CG, Science/Technology, Weaksauce Losers

[Hot and allegedly hot female day, post 3]

Say hi to Kari, everyone!

Kari 3.1

Kari 3.1’s really great, because I don’t have to worry about stuff like buying flowers, deciding on a restaurant, or being bugged about when we’re getting married. Meeting Kari was easy; it’s not like I had to go out and meet anyone, spend time getting to know her, then have the guts to ask her out. Plus I have full control over her personality, appearance and actions. Er…

(BTW, I’m not really using this program. If anyone wants to give it a whirl, let us know how it is.)

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10 thoughts on “Meet my new girlfriend”

  1. Blue Devil Knight says:
    October 22, 2007 at 3:15 pm

    So far the ball girl wins hands down.

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  2. Donnie says:
    October 22, 2007 at 7:17 pm

    There are a couple left to go, but I figured that would end up being the majority opinion.

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  3. BudMan says:
    October 22, 2007 at 9:49 pm

    If you want to see some impressive technology, have a look at http://www.realdoll.com.

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  4. ookwelbekendalsemc says:
    October 22, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    Yeah, i agree. You should get yourself a realdoll. Same conveniences as you mentioned, plus you can have sexy time with it. Kari lacks in that department. Or are you having sexy time with your monitor?

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  5. annie says:
    October 23, 2007 at 12:09 am

    Not impressed. Boobs are obviously fake.

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    1. Jasiu says:
      May 23, 2009 at 6:02 am

      Cześć;
      Bardzo mi się spodobałaś i chciałbym poznać Ciebie jestem zainteresowany.
      ODPISZ.

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  6. Donnie says:
    October 23, 2007 at 2:40 am

    @BudMan: Yeah, but Kari 3.1 PRO is only $35! A RealDoll is over $6000. I guess you get what you pay for.

    @ookwelbekendalsemc: Apparently, you can create custom animations for Kari, which is as close as it gets.

    The physical structure of a monitor does not lend itself to sexy time, but I’m sure people figure it out. 😉

    @Annie: That’s not what she told me.

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  7. Caroline :) says:
    October 24, 2007 at 2:35 am

    OMG I read about Realdoll back in college. Hahahah.

    Man. So you get this virtual gf who is obviously JUST like a real gf in that she prances around in a bikini all day long.

    Stuff from the page that I find funny:

    “She needs care and attention and if you really love her you will see her reach out and touch you.”

    Among the main features: “Personality Editor”. So, if you hate her personality you can just up and change it. JUST like in real life! WOW! Whatta deal!

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  8. Donnie says:
    October 24, 2007 at 8:47 am

    Give them some credit. There’s also the flexibility to have her wear lingerie all day long.

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  9. fitim says:
    July 10, 2008 at 3:24 am

    your sexi and a bjutifull shum emir koke ta ha cicen

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