No political message intended, I just thought this was funny. Either that or I now realize that Obama is a godless Communist who’s training new Al-Qaeda cells in Oklahoma.
No political message intended, I just thought this was funny. Either that or I now realize that Obama is a godless Communist who’s training new Al-Qaeda cells in Oklahoma.
You dolt! It should be “I now realize that Obama is a godless Communist whose training new Al-Qaeda cells”. And you’re college educated? Sheesh.
Not only that, the terrorist training camps are in South Carolina, silly, right next to the prison camps for gun owners and bloggers who don’t fall into line after the National Emergency is declared…and right down the road from the mint that will put Obama’s face on the new 10-ruble coins.
IT’S ALL CONNECTED TO THE LIZARDOID INVASION OF EARTH 45,000 years ago.
Please Donnie, if you’re going to do political stuff get the facts right.
actually it’s who’s…. it’s a contraction of who is, right? whose is the possessive. i has edumakation.
no I don’t miss bush. but i also don’t believe he deserves all of the venom directed at him. same with obama. i think we as a country are pretty disrespectful towards our leaders. you can’t pay me enough to lead this place.
Um, no, the training camps are in Detroit. They have to get some value out of all those abandoned buildings.
@Robert: Wasn’t the Lizardoid Invasion actually 44,780 years ago? Pot, meet kettle.
On the other hand, I do like that they went Art Deco for those 10-ruble coins.
@Annie: I have a kajillion dollars if you run for pres in 2012. Just pretend you were born in the US, no one has to know. And get a Dominican baseball manager to change your birth year.
@Egg Fu Yung: I feel so proud that we’re stooping to Detroit jokes.
Okay Donnie, you got me on the wrong date, but I’m just a regular guy sitting in my underwear in my parent’s basement blogging about the Grand Conspiracy, man. I don’t have the multiple layers of editors and fact checkers like Newsweak that would have prevented this kind of error. It appears that the actual First Contact between the Lizardoid Overlords and our primitive ancestors was on the night of June 18-19, 42,770 BCE. That’s from psychic Remote Viewer extraordinaire Major Ed Dames so I think we can take it to the bank.
BTW, The Mascot turned me down on coming to work in Alaska–said he didn’t want to fly that much. He also mentioned something about turning solid at -10 Fahrenheit. And Annie didn’t reply to her employment offer at all, even with the sweetener of a job for Carlos as Head of Security. It’s very tough getting people from Houston to relocate to Alaska for some reason.
Just sittin’ here spanin’ it to GW.
And by spanin’ I mean spankin’
@Robert: I’m actually very distressed that the Mascot went to you first with his decision.
And I must investigate this Major Ed Dames some more.
@BDK: Your wife must have been ecstatic when she found out about how you feel about him.
I wonder how many people who voted for Obama have actually reconsidered over the past year? I think it it quite telling that Obama is starting to lay the groundwork for the possibility that he might not run for re-election.
Probably more people are disillusioned than regretful of their vote. I don’t know of anyone who’s said “I wish I’d voted for McCain.”
Although, you do wonder about that woman who thought Obama was going to pay for her mortgage…