I like Target, but now I’m starting to wonder what’s going on there….
First of all, normal people call this a “toilet”. Or find a different way to abbreviate “sheet protector”:
Second: This product name is bizarre in the first place. Then the other words on the bottle do everything they can to make the product name look as bad as possible:
On the plus side, it appears Target has struck up an exclusive marketing deal with Triton: