As Donnie was too lazy to get better fortune cookies, he gave me permission to use the Monday Fighter! platform to revive my flagging presidential campaign.
“Change” seems to be the major theme and I haven’t taken advantage. So here’s my new poster:
Maybe I shouldn’t be doing this after drinking so much rum.
Obama and McCain have both been strangely silent on this important issue.
Rum, huh? Must have been that mount gay stuff donnie always has laying around.
Donnie,
You shouldn’t leave all that free liquor from the airlines lying around.
@Tacticus: It just goes to show how out of touch the politicians are with the American people.
@Annie: In fact, I now have two varieties of Mount Gay in the pantry (although one’s almost out)
@Allen: Marsh Harbour hasn’t sent any of that free rum in a while. What a disappointment.
@Donnie: Is teh Gay being in the pantry like being in the closet?
Hehe. Mascot looks a little red in the poster.
Was the mascot made red so that the poster would have the flag’s colors? Or was he made red to indicate he’s from a red state?
I figured it was to show how drunk he was on rum.
@Tacticus: LOL. Pretty much, I guess!
@Caro/Allen/l3ruce: To match the flag’s colors. Not that he’s going to cut into Obama’s lead any.
I knew it, Mascot is asian. it explains so much. and the asian rum flush just proves it.
No, I’m Caucasian. But we are looking into hiring an Asian egg, especially since Asians provide the second most readers to LEP.
So if you know anyone, let me know.