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Posted on August 8, 2007 By Liquid Egg Product 4 Comments on Never again
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  1. Fall asleep at 9:30pm last night
  2. Wake up at 4:00am this morning
  3. Realize I need to do wash because I have zero pairs of clean underwear
  4. Stuff wash in washer
  5. Do some work and “work” until 7:20am
  6. Take a shower, etc.
  7. Realize I never put clothes in the drier
  8. Put on clothes and grab a pair of soggy underwear
  9. Hang aforementioned pair of soggy underwear in the car, hoping it will dry out before getting to work
  10. Attempt to stuff underwear in pocket so no one sees it
  11. Dash into restroom and quickly change
  12. Vow never to let this happen again

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4 thoughts on “Never again”

  1. Allen says:
    August 8, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    It’s a shame your story didn’t include:

    10) Pulled over by officer for soggy underwear hanging in car

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  2. annie says:
    August 8, 2007 at 8:41 pm

    …or 12) Got caught changing into soggy underwear by boss walking into restroom
    13) vow never to let this happen again

    isn’t there a hand dryer somewhere in your building? 😉

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  3. Donnie Briggs says:
    August 8, 2007 at 9:41 pm

    Allen: Sure the cops have to hit quota, but that’s stretching it.

    Annie: Yes, that would have been funnier (for you). 😉 Fortunately, such an event did not come to pass.

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  4. Allen says:
    August 9, 2007 at 9:35 pm

    If I recall, there aren’t hand dryers in that building….

    however there IS a microwave!

    Another alternative to this story that would have been acceptable is:

    Rush through the lobby of the building hoping no one notices the giant wet spot at my pocket.

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