Fear the Miami Heat. They just signed Penny Hardaway to a one-year deal.
So now the Heat consist of:
Dwyane Wade (yes, that’s how you spell his name)
Shaq and Penny, who are shells of their former selves
Haslem, a decent, but undersized power forward
Mourning, a guy with one kidney
White Chocolate and Smush, who combined are worth about 1.4 point guards
Young guys that Riley won’t develop