This is what they mean by dictators not being able to be placated. An iron-vise rule over millions of people, nuclear weaponry and awkward propaganda aren’t enough to satisfy the ego of Kim Jong Il. He needs an anti-aging product to further prove the superiority of the Juche idea to those brigandish imperialists.
(And if you’ve seen recent pictures of Kim, he needs all the health benefits he can get.)
Bring in the Moranbong Carbonated Fruit Juice Joint Venture Company. They’ve developed a drink with sixty micronutrients from “more than thirty species of natural plants” (as opposed to artificial plants). It protects against wrinkles, age spots, and “brain infarction”, and has no side effects.
Unfortunately for Dear Leader Kim Jong Il, this is another area in which they lag behind the United States. We’ve had companies making ridiculous health claims about their products for decades.
Source: Anti-oxidation drink made