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OK, Fine

Posted on August 11, 2011 By The Mascot 8 Comments on OK, Fine
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Yeah, so I have to admit it. Even though everyone knows that I, the Mascot, is incredibly non-nerdy, there’s one part of me that’s…kinda nerdy.

I always wanted to star in an old-school style RPG. It would have a kick-butt name like “The Secret of Breakfast”:

And since it’s “old-school”, the graphics could use only 4 colors, like those old CGA monitors:

And you’d encounter a variety of dastardly enemies, like Goblins, Ogres, or Bagels:

You could even switch between Palette #1 (black, white, cyan, magenta) and Palette #2 (black, yellow, green, red) if you wanted some variety:

But, this would be way too awesome and the world doesn’t deserve an experience like that.

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8 thoughts on “OK, Fine”

  1. Q says:
    August 12, 2011 at 7:17 am

    WHOA! That just brought back old gamimg memories. It’s actually those colors that attracted me to PC gaming but my parents would never buy PC games or upgrade it.

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  2. Robert says:
    August 12, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    OMG that last bagel caused a serious flashback to November 1981, a bag of mushrooms and a walk in downtown San Fran. I think I saw that same bagel that day. The colors are realy close, but the yellow is a little off…

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  3. annie says:
    August 12, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    the sounds!!! where are the sounds!! you have to have the MIDI sound effects that remind you of slow farts.

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  4. Q says:
    August 14, 2011 at 10:04 am

    Looks like EF Yung got the raw end of the deal. He has lower HP and MP than Mascot 🙂

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    1. Egg Fu Yung says:
      August 15, 2011 at 12:08 am

      Well that’s because of my superior speed.

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    2. wang says:
      August 15, 2011 at 4:05 pm

      Yeah EFY is apparently a monk in the old D&D style. Quick with mad impressive unarmed combat skillz.

      Or is it simply because he is a mage? Sorry didn’t mean to stereotype you man…

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    3. Donnie says:
      August 15, 2011 at 10:10 pm

      It’s OK about the stereotyping…our Asian readers don’t seem to mind…

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  5. Donnie says:
    August 15, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    @Q: Funny thing is that those colors still have a certain charm today.

    @Robert: A bag of mushrooms in San Fran? Hmmm….

    @Annie: Absolutely! Beep-bip-beep-bip-beeeeeeeeeeeep.

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