Yeah, so I have to admit it. Even though everyone knows that I, the Mascot, is incredibly non-nerdy, there’s one part of me that’s…kinda nerdy.
I always wanted to star in an old-school style RPG. It would have a kick-butt name like “The Secret of Breakfast”:
And since it’s “old-school”, the graphics could use only 4 colors, like those old CGA monitors:
And you’d encounter a variety of dastardly enemies, like Goblins, Ogres, or Bagels:
You could even switch between Palette #1 (black, white, cyan, magenta) and Palette #2 (black, yellow, green, red) if you wanted some variety:
But, this would be way too awesome and the world doesn’t deserve an experience like that.
WHOA! That just brought back old gamimg memories. It’s actually those colors that attracted me to PC gaming but my parents would never buy PC games or upgrade it.
OMG that last bagel caused a serious flashback to November 1981, a bag of mushrooms and a walk in downtown San Fran. I think I saw that same bagel that day. The colors are realy close, but the yellow is a little off…
the sounds!!! where are the sounds!! you have to have the MIDI sound effects that remind you of slow farts.
Looks like EF Yung got the raw end of the deal. He has lower HP and MP than Mascot 🙂
Well that’s because of my superior speed.
Yeah EFY is apparently a monk in the old D&D style. Quick with mad impressive unarmed combat skillz.
Or is it simply because he is a mage? Sorry didn’t mean to stereotype you man…
It’s OK about the stereotyping…our Asian readers don’t seem to mind…
@Q: Funny thing is that those colors still have a certain charm today.
@Robert: A bag of mushrooms in San Fran? Hmmm….
@Annie: Absolutely! Beep-bip-beep-bip-beeeeeeeeeeeep.