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Play Eggony: the “best” web game

Posted on January 14, 2010 By Liquid Egg Product 11 Comments on Play Eggony: the “best” web game
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Eggony is now playable. This game is safe for kids; blood and scantily-clad women are not found here. Play Eggony: the “best” web game

Boring story behind the game:

Back in October 2008, Kongregate released a tutorial dubbed “Shootorial” that taught how to create a shooting game in Flash. Intrigued, I took a look to see how they did it.

It was easier than expected.

I created a near-clone of their tutorial (ie, ripped the code and changed the graphics), dubbed it “Liquid Egg Shooter”, and added some features. Never got around to finishing it. But when Q asked where the Eggony game was? Might as well put out this one.

You’ll notice the lack of polish. There are no sounds for explosions and such. Most of the ships and enemies have no animation whatsoever (the graphic may be moving around, but the graphic is static). And some details in the How to Play might be wrong.

There was also supposed to be dialog during the game to advance the “plot”, but the only story is in the mission briefings before each level. And there were going to be more than just three levels. (You can tell because there’s no closure to the “plot”.)

Anyway, let me know what you think.

Play Eggony

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11 thoughts on “Play Eggony: the “best” web game”

  1. Derek Slater says:
    January 14, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    A whiteknuckle walrus-bukkit full of awesome and total win!

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  2. Mrs Chessloser says:
    January 15, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    My husband tells boring stories.

    Mrs Chessloser

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  3. annie says:
    January 16, 2010 at 12:41 am

    first of all the aliens look… oddly shaped. just like all the “shape fails” on failblog in fact. 🙂

    second I can’t get the “f” key to fire fast enough.

    third awesome music

    and fourth i don’t think i’ll ever get any work done. ever.

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  4. Donnie says:
    January 17, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    @Derek: Thanks, now I know there’s leverage to charge people $.50 per play.

    @Mrs. Chessloser: Yeah, but who’s more boring, me or him?

    @Annie: Yeah, those aliens were supposed to be chefs, I have to get a better graphic for them…

    As far as firing: the game’s designed so holding down F is a bad idea. I usually fire until power goes to half, then stop until it refills.

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  5. Anonymous says:
    January 19, 2010 at 10:30 am

    Where’re the scantily clad women that you advertised? 🙂

    Great game! Hope you’ll make more.

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  6. Allen says:
    January 19, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    I was going to complain that we’re flying through the North Korean Airspace and don’t see Dear Leader, but wow.

    The only thing missing from this game is a Grand Ayatollah and Chavez. And perhaps a certain Libyan leader.

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  7. Donnie says:
    January 20, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    @Anon: I can probably fit in some scantily-clad women in level 5.

    Eggony is not really the game I wanted to make, but maybe in a few months or so I’ll be able to start on a new game. Too much programming to do.

    I’ll add a level to Eggony every few weeks or so.

    @Allen: LOL. Kim Jong Il is the natural choice for the level boss!

    As far as those other leaders, right now they’re not on the storyboard, but we’ll see. As you might guess, Level 4 will have the Pope.

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    1. Allen says:
      January 22, 2010 at 1:22 pm

      Then I assume the pope would be in the pope mobile.

      I’d also like to recommend Putin.

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      1. Donnie says:
        January 24, 2010 at 11:32 pm

        Yes, definitely the Popemobile. Unfortunately, after level 5 the story will take us away from Earth, but at least there’s room for one more despot.

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  8. Blunderprone says:
    January 21, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    Wow… I scored a CLass B USCF rating… ironic

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  9. Donnie says:
    January 22, 2010 at 10:42 am

    Ha. In sidescrollers, they always seem to have a score, but no one really cares. Only getting through the game seems to matter.

    Reply

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