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Producto de Huevo Líquido para hispanos

Posted on April 15, 2010 By The Mascot 10 Comments on Producto de Huevo Líquido para hispanos
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¡Hola, comprades! Soy El Mascot y soy el huevo más guapo e inteligente en todo el mundo.

Los huevos de Producto de Huevo Líquido quieren hacer más para la comunidad hispana. Aunque inglés es nuestra lengua primera, sabemos hay mucha gente en los Estados Unidos que hable el español. Así vamos a discutir temas importantes para hispanos. Por ejemplo donde colocarse alrededor de Home Depot en sábados para obtener trabajo. O cómo escaparse de Cuba.

¡Somos mariachis también!

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10 thoughts on “Producto de Huevo Líquido para hispanos”

  1. Kate Dino says:
    April 15, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    I applaud your strange genius.

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  2. Q says:
    April 16, 2010 at 3:20 am

    Hable espanol?

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  3. Blunderprone says:
    April 17, 2010 at 10:42 am

    Don’t make me take out my babblefish.

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  4. annie says:
    April 17, 2010 at 11:09 am

    wrong language. we’ll be owned by the CHINESE soon, so you should be brushing up on that. 中国!!!

    loved the home depot part. carlos still wants to bring one home. I told him do it and die.

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  5. Mrs Chessloser says:
    April 17, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    My husband doesn’t speak spanish.

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  6. The Mascot says:
    April 19, 2010 at 8:42 am

    @Kate: Yes, I know I’m a genius. But it’s only strange because you’re more used to humans than eggs.

    @Q: You forgot that upside question mark at the beginning of the sentence.

    @Annie: That’s why I’m BFF’s with Egg Fu Yung. He’ll vouch for me if the worst ever happens.

    @Blunderprone: Oh, so sorry. I forgot there aren’t any Hispanic in Massachusetts to translate that for you.

    @Mrs. Chessloser: He must have had a tough time in South America.

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    1. Egg Fu Yung says:
      April 19, 2010 at 8:48 am

      Wait…is THAT the reason you’re friends with me?

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      1. The Mascot says:
        April 19, 2010 at 8:51 am

        Of course, not, silly, the comment was just for the humor value.

        But I really do need to find a Hispanic BFF soon, in case the Mexicans take over.

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        1. Egg Fu Yung says:
          April 19, 2010 at 8:52 am

          How about that girl we met this weekend, Shelly Rodriguez?

          Reply
          1. The Mascot says:
            April 19, 2010 at 8:53 am

            That would be awesome! Plus, she has nice boobs, like all those chicks in those telenovelas on Univision.

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