¡Hola, comprades! Soy El Mascot y soy el huevo más guapo e inteligente en todo el mundo.
Los huevos de Producto de Huevo Líquido quieren hacer más para la comunidad hispana. Aunque inglés es nuestra lengua primera, sabemos hay mucha gente en los Estados Unidos que hable el español. Así vamos a discutir temas importantes para hispanos. Por ejemplo donde colocarse alrededor de Home Depot en sábados para obtener trabajo. O cómo escaparse de Cuba.
¡Somos mariachis también!
I applaud your strange genius.
Hable espanol?
Don’t make me take out my babblefish.
wrong language. we’ll be owned by the CHINESE soon, so you should be brushing up on that. 中国!!!
loved the home depot part. carlos still wants to bring one home. I told him do it and die.
My husband doesn’t speak spanish.
@Kate: Yes, I know I’m a genius. But it’s only strange because you’re more used to humans than eggs.
@Q: You forgot that upside question mark at the beginning of the sentence.
@Annie: That’s why I’m BFF’s with Egg Fu Yung. He’ll vouch for me if the worst ever happens.
@Blunderprone: Oh, so sorry. I forgot there aren’t any Hispanic in Massachusetts to translate that for you.
@Mrs. Chessloser: He must have had a tough time in South America.
Wait…is THAT the reason you’re friends with me?
Of course, not, silly, the comment was just for the humor value.
But I really do need to find a Hispanic BFF soon, in case the Mexicans take over.
How about that girl we met this weekend, Shelly Rodriguez?
That would be awesome! Plus, she has nice boobs, like all those chicks in those telenovelas on Univision.