However you spell it, Qaddafi, Gaddafi, Gadhafi, the leader of Libya seems to be on his final legs. I don’t know what he’s planning besides bombing his own cities, but foresighted totalitarian regimes prepare for the day when they can no longer hold power.
We propose that Colonel Qaddafi follow in the footsteps of another colonel, Colonel Sanders. Sanders established a worldwide empire with his secret recipe. Qaddafi could develop his own tempting fried chicken recipe. Using halal meat, of course.
YAY FOR QUADDAFI FRIED CHICKEN
Chicken can be halal?
Chicken is halal as long as it has been raised, killed, and processed in a halal way.
I spell it Gheydaffy. But that probably means the chickens will be living “out of the coop” and that might not be halal.
Brilliant!!…lol I thought the same thing!..he could also become a stand up comedian specialising in political satire!
@Katrushka: It was your brilliant idea, of course.
@Q: I know pork can’t be halal. And certain seafood. Don’t know what else. Humans, I guess.
@Pawn Shama: “Daffy” certainly applies, although his number of offspring doesn’t lend much creedence to “ghey”….
@Naz: You never know. I suspect he’ll just launder some money and live in luxury in some place that will actually take him.
I’m going to wait with serious anticipation for JiHardee’s.
McMahmoud’s is also getting some votes.
That one’s good too.
i wanna play. Hijaba Juice.
Pizza Mosque
I don’t know whether to do all these Muslim/Arab fast foods in one post, or have a temporarily running weekly feature.
Weekly feature. It’ll be like another Monday fighter.
Yeah, except you could call it Freedom Fast Food Fighter. You know, to get all your stereotypes in one post.
Or Fundy Fighter, though most people would assume you mean ultra-conservative Christianity, not Islam.
OK! I’ll probably start next Monday getting these up! Not sure what to call it, yet, if anything…
Qaddafi Fueling Cruelty
lolwut, i was making a video about this (runescape video) and i say “gaddafi” so i made it gfc…but qfc works too 😀