Skip to content
Liquid Egg Product

Liquid Egg Product

  • Home
  • In the News
  • Racial Discrimination in America

Racial Discrimination in America

Posted on July 25, 2008 By The Mascot 10 Comments on Racial Discrimination in America
In the News, Uncomfortability
Eggish Discrimination

Today, I found out some very disturbing facts. It’s not enough that humans subject billions of eggs to torture by frying, scrambling, or poaching them. Check this finding from some page named CHOW:

At CHOW’s local Safeway, one dozen Grade AA, extra-large white eggs from Lucerne sell for $3.19. Their brown counterparts, same size and grade, go for $3.98 per dozen.

You see, humans not only discriminate against each other, they put a price tag on eggs based solely on the color of their shell. Whites like me get treated like second-class citizens. (Well, actually third-class citizens, since eggs are already considered “lower” than humans. I just found out the other day we don’t have any Constitutional rights.)

The American Egg Board (you’ll find them in the “Enemies” section in the links) is a sadistic organization dedicated to convincing people that eating eggs is healthy. But I can’t disagree with what they conclude: “Eggshell color does not affect an egg’s … quality….”

So stop discriminating against whites. Thanks.

Post navigation

❮ Previous Post: Tournament of Lepers 2 Headache
Next Post: Yes! We hired Mr. E! ❯

10 thoughts on “Racial Discrimination in America”

  1. Chessaholic says:
    July 25, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    Hmm, while this is certainly shocking, I am not so sure about the Mascot’s story either… This book title does make me wonder…

    Reply
  2. bum says:
    July 25, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    And they even ridicule the knights on the tower defense scoreboard.

    Reply
  3. Kate Dino says:
    July 26, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    Fight the power.

    Reply
  4. RT Solo says:
    July 26, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    LOL…that’s all I can say…LOL

    Reply
  5. Donnie says:
    July 26, 2008 at 11:37 pm

    This is the stupidest thing I’ve read in some time. Everyone knows that whites have very few problems with discrimination in the US.

    Reply
  6. annie says:
    July 27, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    Is LEP starting to employ that affirmative action nonsense?

    Reply
  7. Mr. E says:
    July 27, 2008 at 10:36 pm

    Hey! Everybody gotta wear clothes. And if you don’t, you’ll get arrested!

    Reply
  8. The Mascot says:
    July 27, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    Hey. I didn’t NEED affirmative action to get this job. That’s because Mr. E taught me to Be Somebody.

    Reply
  9. wang says:
    July 29, 2008 at 1:10 am

    Wow, don’t know what to say…

    Sorry you don’t feel loved man, but for what it’s worth I think you’re a little psycho, and I don’t think that has anything to do with the color of your shell.

    Reply
  10. Donnie says:
    August 4, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    The Mascot was moved by your sentiments. In fact, so much so he is searching for your address to give you a personal facepalm. (However, I do think you’re right about on the money.)

    Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Recent Posts

  • 2020 was so bad, we didn’t make a single post
  • Monday Fighter!
  • King Safety
  • So, no rematch?
  • Estimate how much this cost

Recent Comments

  • annie on 2020 was so bad, we didn’t make a single post
  • annie on One could argue he’d make a poor preacher
  • annie on Monday Fighter!
  • Q on Monday Fighter!
  • annie on Monday Fighter!

Archives

  • January 2021
  • February 2019
  • November 2018
  • September 2018
  • June 2017
  • February 2017
  • January 2017
  • December 2016
  • November 2016
  • October 2016
  • August 2016
  • July 2016
  • June 2016
  • March 2016
  • September 2015
  • August 2015
  • May 2015
  • April 2015
  • August 2014
  • July 2014
  • April 2014
  • March 2014
  • February 2014
  • January 2014
  • December 2013
  • October 2013
  • September 2013
  • August 2013
  • July 2013
  • June 2013
  • April 2013
  • March 2013
  • January 2013
  • December 2012
  • November 2012
  • August 2012
  • July 2012
  • June 2012
  • May 2012
  • April 2012
  • March 2012
  • February 2012
  • January 2012
  • December 2011
  • November 2011
  • October 2011
  • September 2011
  • August 2011
  • July 2011
  • June 2011
  • May 2011
  • April 2011
  • March 2011
  • February 2011
  • January 2011
  • December 2010
  • November 2010
  • October 2010
  • September 2010
  • August 2010
  • July 2010
  • June 2010
  • May 2010
  • April 2010
  • March 2010
  • February 2010
  • January 2010
  • December 2009
  • November 2009
  • October 2009
  • September 2009
  • August 2009
  • July 2009
  • June 2009
  • May 2009
  • April 2009
  • March 2009
  • February 2009
  • January 2009
  • December 2008
  • November 2008
  • October 2008
  • September 2008
  • August 2008
  • July 2008
  • June 2008
  • May 2008
  • April 2008
  • March 2008
  • February 2008
  • January 2008
  • December 2007
  • November 2007
  • October 2007
  • September 2007
  • August 2007
  • July 2007
  • June 2007
  • May 2007

Categories

  • Babes & Alleged Babes
  • Bad Ads
  • Bad Movie Night
  • Blog News
  • Burning Agony
  • CG
  • Chess
  • Computer-fu
  • Corridors & Creatures
  • Eggony
  • Eggs Vs Humans
  • Entertainment
  • Gaming
  • Grilled Cheese
  • History
  • In the News
  • Mascot for President
  • Mathematics
  • Monday Fighter!
  • North Korea
  • Patently Ineffective
  • Random
  • Religion
  • Science/Technology
  • Snake Oil
  • Sports
  • Tournament of Lepers
  • Uncategorized
  • Uncomfortability
  • Weaksauce Losers

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org

Copyright © 2021 Liquid Egg Product.

Theme: Oceanly by ScriptsTown