If you’ve been wondering why you haven’t seen me at your local night club picking up ladies, it’s because I’ve been doing some research for the website (see picture, above).
After painstaking labor, I was able to ascertain that Liquid Egg Product is the 2,182,289th best website in the world. It would have cracked 2 millionth place if I were featured more frequently, more like 90% of the time.
And it would help if I got a raise, too.
Today is the last day to cast your vote for the 2007 Liquid Egg Product on the Face Award. Although everyone who was going to vote has done so already, I think. And the winner is an almost-certainty. Even so.
I stared at the picture wondering what the beaker of chemicals had to do with web rankings.
My guess is the mascot had to drink that in order to stomach viewing that many websites or to stomach being able to view the many more websites beneath LEP in rank.
I actually cannot SEE the picture due to whatever technical difficulties you are experiencing. mascot stop getting your happy juice all over donnie’s server, you’re messing up my day. now that i don’t have my lep fix i’m going to be off kilter for the next 10 hours. good job, focker
That’s too bad; I look cute in my lab coat.
Wow, you look kinda hot when you’re wearing clothes.
Did I really write that?
Kinda reminds me of those commercials for deodorant or other important stuff that requires lots of research – you see a bunch of people in white lab coats with lots of colorful liquids in beakers etc all being very scientist-y.
But I don’t mean to discredit you Mascot. 2,182,289th is pretty respectable. You’ll crack 2 millionth place if you wear more skimpy clothes, not lab coats.
is the lab coat made of shellac? what exactly is keeping it poofed like that? you have the figure of a toothpick (quite literally) so i have to say this photo is suspicious.
wearing less clothes will surely result in the next apocalyse so please keep your mouse in the house for the time being. Please.
annie, I don’t think you’re being fair–haven’t you been paying attention to modern Trends in Education? No discrimination on the basis of looks, you looksist! And Liquid E.P. mascot must be free to express his sexuality on HIS terms without repression by racist/sexist/ageist/straightist Victorian standards! He’d probably like to wear one of those leather harnessy things and and boots, and who are we to crimp his freedom of expression?
You go, boy!
First of all, anyone who says “you go boy” on a chess blog has many, many issues, not the least of which is being a geek. 🙂
Second I am no looksist. I am a SANE-IST. Recall if you will the trauma we experienced as mascot sat on a pile of cold cuts in an egyptian-looking whatever. I’m still twitching.
That being said, did you see the story about the high school senior male who sued his school so he could wear a dress to prom? now THAT’S a “you go boy”. haha.
@Allen: If he drank it, I really don’t want to know what “it” is.
@Annie: “Happy juice”. I’m really trying to figure out some meaning of that term that’s not…erk…
@Mascot: First of all, this absolutely reeks of junk science. Second, I told you not to talk about your income in public; now I’m really inclined not to give you that raise!
@Wahrheit 1: Did we really read that?
@Chessaholic: Please don’t give him any ideas. We don’t need another nude pic.
@Annie 2: He used a lot of starch.
@Wahrheit 2: I really don’t have the stomach to see the Mascot in bondage gear. No offense.
@Annie 3: Is LEP more sane that your workplace?
Just be happy that Annie didn’t say Jesus Juice instead.
i truly believe that you are a genius. delightful branding, humorous self promotion involving others in a good way, attractively appointed text, images, and content, in the supernovae of post modern deconstruction as all the last easily commandered worlds resources are stored in warehouses in shanghai, san paolo, frankfort, and new deli.
@Allen: LOL. She doesn’t like kids like MJ anyway.
@David K: Genius? Not so much, but…I’ll take whatever compliments I can get. 😀
You look so sexy in your lab coat!