The Mascot has been suspended with pay while being investigated for sexual harassment. He is alleged to have been sending cellphone pictures of his penis to Shelly, the female staffer of LEP.
While Shelly herself has so far refused to corroborate the story, the third-party source is considered highly reliable.
It’s further rumored that the Mascot mentioned something about wanting to be “just like my hero, Brett Favre”, but these could not immediately be confirmed.
Stay tuned for further updates as this story develops. Our source is supposed to send the alleged photos later tonight.