My spam learner should figure out pretty soon that any e-mail containing the word “lottery” is spam. I’ve won an Irish or English lottery every few days for the past several weeks.
Most favorite intro ever: “Is my delight contacting you? Though we have not met face to face but i believe we could achieve this goal if we cooperate and work in oneness.” The e-mail is from a Polish address, they ask me to respond to a Canadian address, and the spammer claims to represent the Economic Community of West African States.
Adobe Photoshop CS3 retail: $999. But I can get it for the low, low price of $89.95. Please don’t say anything about how that’s possible; I need to claim “plausible deniability” just in case.