1. All you Boston sports fans, take note: The Revolution failed New English fans yet again, being defeated by the Houston Dynamo 2-1 in the Major League Soccer championship game. Weep, petty northeasterners, while I lord this result over you. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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This would be a lot more satisfying if Americans actually cared about soccer (football).
2. It is worth noting that soccer (football) will always be more popular in America than wooden shoes racing:
3. The Miami Dolphins lose again to fall to 0-10. 6 games until immortality, and what a long 6 games that will be.