Good morning, Mascot. How are you?
Unlike you, I’m not cruelly cracking eggs, then brutally whipping them to make that “scrambled eggs” concoction. So I’m feeling good because I have a clear conscience.
… Yeah, whatever. Got an idea for you. Why don’t you take up the Lorelle on WordPress weekly challenge, which is to write about something political. It’ll revive your presidential campaign.
Never heard of this Lorelle chick. Is she cute?
I don’t know. Why should you care? And that was an absolute slap in the face to Drunknknite, yesterday, not even spelling his name right.
He’s the one who needs to learn how to spell. And I’m not doing anything political. You know. Because of Chuck Norris.
Wahrheit had a great idea. If he can get Jackie Chan to help out, I’ll talk to Mr. T and Lou Ferrigno. Between those three guys, you should be safe from him.
I don’t think that’s enough…
*sigh* You know the real reason why Chuck Norris won’t kick your butt? Because he doesn’t even know about your campaign. At this rate, you’re going to get like 6 votes come election time. And I’m not one of them.
Did you just say you aren’t voting for me? *whimper*
Yeah, I…oh, good grief. Don’t tell me you’re going to cry! Oh, man. You’re getting yolk all over your shell!
Oh, all right already! I’ll vote for ya.
Really? Thanks! (Sucker…)
It would be a good idea if you took up that blog challenge thing. Write about something political, so people know you’re serious.
Like about how all the candidates are so worried about their image, so they should vote for someone who keeps it real, like me!
Er…something like that.