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Posted on November 28, 2007 By Liquid Egg Product 8 Comments on The Mascot and Chess
Chess, Uncomfortability

Mascot: You know, I thought chess was just some boring game played by a bunch of fat white guys. But I wanna learn it now!

Donnie: Really? That’s cool…I guess. So why the change of heart?

Mascot: I was wondering why I’d see some spouses at tournaments. But this comment revealed everything!

Donnie: Let’s see what you were–OH, MAN! You pervert! That doesn’t stand for–he was referring to the Smith-Morra Gambit!

Mascot: What, is that just some set of moves? You mean there’s no…

Donnie: NO!

Mascot: Well, that’s no fun! Never mind, then.

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8 thoughts on “The Mascot and Chess”

  1. Derek Slater says:
    November 28, 2007 at 11:18 am

    First I was an MLC and now I’m fat.

    Let’s see if the Mascot is still made out of pipe cleaners when HE’s 40.

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  2. Blunderprone says:
    November 28, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    But the Smith Morra is for Masochists…is it not? ( Plus I am all of the above.

    Perhpas this may entice the masscot
    http://www.chessbase.com/newsdetail.asp?newsid=2208

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  3. Donnie says:
    November 28, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    @Derek: Everyone’s fat compared to the Mascot. He just thinks he’s normal.

    @Blunderprone: You may be correct about that. I’ve never gone the S-M route.

    That’s a great link. We need a chess babes post pretty soon, right?

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  4. Chessaholic says:
    November 28, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    on an unrelated note: you put up blog posts more frequently than my dogs take a crap – 7 in the last two days! how are mere mortals supposed to keep up with all this 🙂

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  5. Polly says:
    November 28, 2007 at 7:11 pm

    Unless your idea of a chess babe is a 53 year old 1700 rated blogger, you won’t find one here. 🙂

    Chessaholic: Quality, not quantity. 😀

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  6. Allen says:
    November 29, 2007 at 9:25 am

    Interesting that Chessaholic compares the quality and frequency of your posts to his dog taking a shit…

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  7. Donnie says:
    November 29, 2007 at 9:57 am

    @Chessaholic: I actually have to remember not to post too often some days–I try to limit it to two. After Thanksgiving, though, there was a swarm of ideas that I wanted to get off. Need to use edit timestamp more often to spread them out…

    @Polly: You may want to reserve that evaluation to the males 😉

    @Allen: Well, then, he’s got it just about right, yes?

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  8. Chessaholic says:
    November 29, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    Allen: if you read carefully, you will see that I only compare frequencies, not quality. Plus I wouldn’t dare make statements about the quality of my dog’s excrements 😉

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