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Posted on September 4, 2009 By The Mascot 12 Comments on The McMascot’s Promise
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Hey, guys! My marketers told me I need to get a new placemat for my restauarant (I own the national fast food chain McMascot’s, in case you didn’t know already.) So this is what I came up with, let me know if it is good enough. Thanks.

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mcmascot placemat

(Editor’s OOC note: I will so regret having posted this in the morning.)

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12 thoughts on “The McMascot’s Promise”

  1. Q says:
    September 8, 2009 at 6:18 am

    LOL! I love the “fall down carefully” sign. Who’s the new egg? The yellow-minority egg. Is he going to make more appearances? May I get some crack from him? 🙂 Also, does this imply that Mr. E deals crack?

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  2. annie says:
    September 8, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    you’re missing brightly colored pictures of choke-proof toys.

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  3. Donnie says:
    September 9, 2009 at 9:10 am

    @Q: The Chinese egg is Egg Fu Yung. If everything goes as planned, both Mr. E and Egg Fu Yung will start becoming more prominent in the near future.

    @Annie: Dang it! They have to do a kids’ placemat now.

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  4. The Mascot says:
    September 9, 2009 at 9:18 am

    @Q: Mr. E does not do or deal crack. He was chosen because he’s a black guy white people like.

    @Annie: We don’t design the toys choke-proof. If some parent is too dumb to let their 1 year old play with our toys, that’s just tough.

    @Donnie: As long as they don’t take my role as the protagonist of the website, of course.

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    1. Allen says:
      September 9, 2009 at 2:51 pm

      Does that mean that the toys’ packaging do not have the choke warning labeling that the standard plastic bag has?

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      1. Donnie says:
        September 11, 2009 at 12:29 am

        Acoording to the Mascot, eggs don’t need the warning because they are much smarter than humans.

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        1. Allen says:
          September 11, 2009 at 12:42 am

          What a shame, the choke warning on those plastic packaging material that came with the Dells were hilarious.

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  5. blunderprone says:
    September 9, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    50% more mayonaise?!?! Umm… isn’t mayo made from beating the living crap out of egg whites? It’s like Soylent Green for eggs if served there. I think I just unveild a major underground controversy of huge Tabloid potential.

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    1. Allen says:
      September 9, 2009 at 6:23 pm

      I don’t see any major controversy. Why do you assume McMascot uses mayo made out of eggs? For all you know, they use Liquid Mayo Product which typically consists of items such as reprocessed lard slurry.

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      1. Donnie says:
        September 11, 2009 at 12:31 am

        http://www.mannaharvest.net/-p-198.html

        It probably tastes awful.

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        1. Allen says:
          September 11, 2009 at 12:41 am

          I heard McMascot uses a special process to make it taste better (they leave unopened jars of it out in the sun for a few days).

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          1. The Mascot says:
            September 11, 2009 at 10:10 am

            Yes, that’s part of it.

            We also use human blood plasma instead of egg whites. It’s more expensive, but oh so worth it.

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