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The practice makes the master join a chess club

Posted on November 13, 2009 By Liquid Egg Product 6 Comments on The practice makes the master join a chess club
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“The practice makes the master join a chess club”

No, this is not a fortune cookie. This is the title of an article at americachess.com, and they may want to get a native English speaker to help them proofread the stuff pretty soon.

Other titles include:

“Chess boards without them there is no game”
“Keeping alive the chess clock”
“3D Chess the new era of Play Chess”

Many of you have gotten that spam ad from one “Mary Miller” who wants us to shill for her, but it’s probably one of those Nigerian “princes” in disguise.

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6 thoughts on “The practice makes the master join a chess club”

  1. Blunderprone says:
    November 13, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Dang… and I thought I was SPECIAL.. being offer the award and all.

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  2. Donnie says:
    November 16, 2009 at 10:25 am

    But Blunderprone, you are special! Just like everyone else is!

    Reply
  3. Chunky Rook says:
    November 16, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Yeah, what’s up with that? I received this comment:
    ***************************************************
    Hi,
    We at Chessboss.com strongly believe in necessity of chess to increase both knowledge and understanding. … blah blah blah … I would be pleased to offer you the ChessBoss.com featured blogger badge to post on your site, recognizeing your blog as a leading contributor to the Chess community. … blah … Nicki Alexandra.
    ***************************************************
    Didn’t respond. Sounds all very dodgy and I’m not sure how I feel about sharing my content on a site that advertises itself as “Chess, Players, Play Game, Granmasters”.

    Reply
  4. tanc (happyhippo) says:
    November 16, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    I got those msgs too. And I half-expected to win 3 million dollars from the UK lottery in my next email.

    You really know how to burst a bubble. 🙂

    Reply
  5. Lizardoid Alpha King says:
    November 17, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    Mary and her organization have been “dealt with,” so to speak. Their attempt to hijack the Egg from our control was an affront to the Seven Secret Masters, and to me personally. So we sent Dick Cheney.

    Reply
  6. Donnie says:
    November 18, 2009 at 11:48 am

    @tanc: Thanks! I thrive on pessimism.

    @Lizardoid Alpha King: Cheney’s announcement that he was endorsing Kay Bailey Hutchinson was perfect cover for the operation.

    Reply

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