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The Sun-Maid girl finally got some implants

Posted on December 4, 2009 By The Mascot 10 Comments on The Sun-Maid girl finally got some implants
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It’s very important for the face of an organization to appeal to the widest audience possible. That’s why me, the Mascot, is the face of Liquid Egg Product.

Sun-Maid has that girl on their boxes of raisins. And she’s alright; she has the whole “farming grapes” thing going. But it’s kinda hard to tell she’s a girl except for a long hair. In fact when I was a kid, I thought she was a male hippie.

So the Sun-Maid company wised up and finally ponied up some money for some breast implants. Check out the difference:

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sunmaid big boobs

Would you believe there’s all these people complaining about it? I don’t get what the problem is. Don’t people like looking at big boobs? I know I like big boobs.

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10 thoughts on “The Sun-Maid girl finally got some implants”

  1. Baghdad Bob says:
    December 4, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    We are pushing the Americans out of Baghdad. They are slipping on their own vomit.

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  2. annie says:
    December 4, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    can’t expect much from a media that gives a golfer’s private life top headlines.

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  3. CMoB says:
    December 5, 2009 at 12:23 am

    Back when i was a kid i used to eat these like crazy.

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  4. Mrs Chessloser says:
    December 5, 2009 at 11:51 am

    My husband wants breast implants. For himself. I dont need em.

    Mrs Chessloser

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  5. Q says:
    December 6, 2009 at 2:57 am

    I prefer my women to be flat-chested.

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    1. Egg Fu Yung says:
      December 7, 2009 at 10:44 am

      Yes, I’m with you there. Although growing up in China, it wasn’t like there was much of a choice.

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    2. The Mascot says:
      December 7, 2009 at 10:45 am

      Donnie told me that you liked to hit on Kevin, so no surprise there.

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  6. Q says:
    December 6, 2009 at 3:00 am

    I agree with the article that she looks like a barbie doll. So, is that how modern women are supposed to look like? Those advertisers need a heavy dose of reality.

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  7. tacticus maximus says:
    December 6, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Scary?

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  8. Donnie says:
    December 7, 2009 at 11:00 am

    @Baghdad Bob: Thank you for your contribution.

    @Annie: But it’s not private! A fire hydrant is clearly public property.

    @CMoB: Yes, I remember liking these a lot.

    @Mrs. Chessloser: You don’t need them? Well, you might want to send in pictures and let us be the judge of that.

    @Q: Don’t be so negative. At least they didn’t make her blonde and have her showing cleavage. Although I wouldn’t have been surprised.

    @Tacticus: LOL, I’m so going to make something like that for the next party that requires food.

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