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Posted on December 13, 2007 By Liquid Egg Product 8 Comments on The trophy
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2007 Liquid Egg Product on the Face Award

If you can’t tell, the trophy’s of some invisible hand about to pour liquid egg product on the smiley’s face. Ha! Hilarious.

The body of the trophy is crafted polyethylene, coated with a layer of gold (paint). The Styrofoam base supports the body, spray-painted to give it a granite-like appearance. The lightweight materials enable the trophy to be easily transported and positioned, even for young children.

The nameplate will be affixed next week once the winner is determined. Rather than using duct tape (which would look incredibly cheap) the nameplate will be bonded to the faux-granite base using name brand Elmer’s glue.


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8 thoughts on “The trophy”

  1. Kate Dino says:
    December 13, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    Wow!

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  2. Allen says:
    December 13, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    when i see the trophy, i think:

    incredibly thirsty person.

    I dunno… i don’t see it as a smiley face afraid of impending doom by liquid egg product

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  3. The Mascot says:
    December 13, 2007 at 5:43 pm

    I was kinda thinking that a gold-plated replica of me would have made a much better trophy.

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  4. annie says:
    December 13, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    no, mascot, people cannot surpress the urge to snap pff your spindly little appendages and use them as toothpicks.

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  5. Chessaholic says:
    December 13, 2007 at 6:28 pm

    breathtaking!

    I like shiny things so I need to win this trophy.

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  6. Allen says:
    December 13, 2007 at 7:16 pm

    Mascot, I don’t think they could get your twig legs to hold up the weight of your egg head

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  7. Mascot says:
    December 17, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    I don’t get it. My massive musculature is way too big to be used for toothpicks. And is plenty enough to support me.

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  8. annie says:
    December 20, 2007 at 2:29 am

    but not the bottle of molten gold that hovers above you. Or my fingers bending your scrawny little neck.

    You don’t have musculature so much as … black lines reminiscent of annoying calculus problems. As such you’re easy to erase. Don’t make me mad.

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