OK, so. My source finally sent me the lewd cell phone pics allegedly sent by the Mascot. Unfortunately (or fortunately for him), his face doesn’t actually show, so it’s not definitive proof.
But, it sounds like something he would do, so I’m going to assume they’re from him. Please don’t make fun of his lack of, um, substance.
WARNING: ALL THESE PICS ARE NSFW!
My avatar thinks Mascot will see these soon on Desparately Seeking Something.
Those pictures look like geometry class. I want to lie tangent to your curves.
Holy crap, holy crap. They charged the Mascot with 2nd degree unwarranted lewdness (or something like that) and he has been ARRESTED! I’m going down to the New Yolk City PD to post bail right now.
His substance is a normal size IMO. Too bad his head is not shown. Egg Fu Yung i don’t think you should bother bailing him. He swings both ways so he might enjoy a little jail time 🙂
My client is now out on bail and will fight these unsubstantiated charges with every fiber of his being. Those pictures could be of anybody, in fact they look suspiciously like Ashton Kutcher according to our investigator.
Nice ink! I never knew you could get a tatoo there.
@Kate Dino: And thank you for the NSFW warning.
@Katrushka: I may be solid right now, but it’s certainly not Platonic.
@Egg Fu Yung: You probably just wasted your money.
@Q: Thank you. Jail rape jokes are always welcome on LEP.
@Mia Shark, Ass. Atty: Hmmm, I was thinking more Angela Merkel. Eh, practically the same thing.
@Blunderprone: Seriously, although that was something we never needed to see…
SO glad I am at home and not at work when I saw this.
Although I would have clicked at work, too.
I finally moved your link from the “Corpses” section to the “Chess Blogs” section. Oops.
suddenly I have a flashback to vectors in Matney’s class…